You walk into the office every morning like:
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It's cold. Four seasons of the year.
But life doesn't have to be this way.
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It's time to treat yo'self.
1. ToastyMUG, ~$50.

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Clear eyes, warm hands, can't lose.
2. Poler Nap Sack Wearable Sleeping Bag, $110.46.
With a drawstring bottom so you can walk around in style.
3. USB Heated Fingerless Mittens, $11.99.

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So just your fingernails are cold.
4. Keysocks, $11.95.

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Cute shoes, meet warm legs.
7. Laptop Buddy USB-Powered Beverage Warmer with Four-Port Hub, $11.87.

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Coffee break all day.
8. USB Warm Winter Mouse Pad with Wristguard, $24.27.

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Warm your heart and your hands.
9. Lava Buns Heated Seat Cushion, $26.98.

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Microwavable for the utmost convenience.
10. HomCom Leather Heated Vibrating Massage Office Chair, $159.50.

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Heated chair > heated pad.
11. Heated Mouse CEO, $25.95.

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Executive-level warmth.
12. Office Elliptical Trainer, $119.

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Well you'll feel warmer, anyway.
13. Tec Fleece with Headphones, $17.50.

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So your ears can stay warm while listening to 🎶work tunes🎶.
14. Conair Body Benefits Massaging Neck Rest with Heat, $38.99.

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Better than a corner office?
15. Heated Keyboard Pad, $24.95.

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For optimal ~wrist warmth~.
16. Conair True Glow Heated Lotion Dispenser, $19.24.

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No more office soap dryness.
17. USB Toast Hand Warmers, $39.99.

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(Also available in rye bread and crispy).
18. ThermaCELL Heated Insoles, $99.

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Soothe your soles.
19. Toasty Toes Ergonomic Heated Footrest, $38.99.

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The perfect deskmate.
20. Bear Paw USB Winter Foot Warmer, $18.99.

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Perhaps best for a home office, tbh.
21. Lasko My Heat Personal Heater, $15.99.

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Not Your Heat.
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