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29 Fucking Stylish Things For Anyone Who Loves To Swear

A shit ton of style.

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1. A pair of socks that turn your ankles into places of protest for life's everyday annoyances.

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Getting dressed in the morning? Ugh, ::middle finger emoji::

Get them from Amazon for $10 (women's sizes) and $12.99 (men's sizes).

2. A unisex tee for anyone who loves a good shitshow.

Get it from Asos for $38.68. / One size
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Get it from Asos for $38.68. / One size

3. A racerback tank that has your execise regimen down pat.

Get it from Amazon for $21.99. / Sizes: S-XL / Available in seven colors.
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Get it from Amazon for $21.99. / Sizes: S-XL / Available in seven colors.

4. A pair of tights to say exactly what's on your mind when you walk away from someone.

Get them from Emteesee on Etsy for $20.68. / Sizes: S-XLPromising review: "Arrived really quickly. Very fucking beautiful item." —Gildadoon
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Get them from Emteesee on Etsy for $20.68. / Sizes: S-XL

Promising review: "Arrived really quickly. Very fucking beautiful item." —Gildadoon

5. A typographical tote for the king or queen of schlepping.

Get it from Amazon for $18.99.Promising review: "Love this bag! I get a lot of laughs from strangers. I would definitely buy this bag again." —Ashley
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Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

Promising review: "Love this bag! I get a lot of laughs from strangers. I would definitely buy this bag again." —Ashley

6. Boyshort undies that'll remind you to kick ass and take names every damn day.

Like days of the week undies, but every fucking day is a kick ass day.Get them from Torrid for $14.90. / Sizes: M/L-4XPromising review: "I love love love these panties! The fit is great and they're super cute." —Torridgirl91
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Like days of the week undies, but every fucking day is a kick ass day.

Get them from Torrid for $14.90. / Sizes: M/L-4X

Promising review: "I love love love these panties! The fit is great and they're super cute." —Torridgirl91

7. A baseball cap to act as the outward manifestation of your misanthropy.

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AKA "please don't talk to me right now!"

Get it from Amazon for $19.

8. A PJ set to retreat into when the shit day is finally fucking over.

Get the PJ set from We Are Paper Plane on Etsy for $32.31. / Sizes S-XL (you can buy different sizes for the top & bottoms!)
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Get the PJ set from We Are Paper Plane on Etsy for $32.31. / Sizes S-XL (you can buy different sizes for the top & bottoms!)

9. Sweat socks that'll encourage you to scandalously flash some ankle.

Get them from Cotton On for $9.99.
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Get them from Cotton On for $9.99.

10. A v-neck tee with a pocket that reveals its sassy side when you tug it down.

Get it from Amazon for $18.95+. / Sizes: S-3X / Available in five colors.
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Get it from Amazon for $18.95+. / Sizes: S-3X / Available in five colors.

11. A clutch you can point to when some asshole makes a negative remark. 💁

Get it from Asos for $12 (on sale from $23).
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Get it from Asos for $12 (on sale from $23).

12. A bomber jacket that's more like an f-bomber jacket, amirite?

Get it from Nylon Shop for $65. / Sizes: S-2XL
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Get it from Nylon Shop for $65. / Sizes: S-2XL

13. A pink tee to answer the tiresome question "what are you up to?" so you don't have to.

"I'm always doing cool shit, thnx bye!"Get it from Asos for $47.94. / One size
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"I'm always doing cool shit, thnx bye!"

Get it from Asos for $47.94. / One size

14. Seamless socks that display an up-to-the-minute calculation of precisely how much you care about any given situation.

::looks at ankles:: "Oh do I still not give any fucks about this at all? Great."Get them from Spring for $25.
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::looks at ankles:: "Oh do I still not give any fucks about this at all? Great."

Get them from Spring for $25.

15. A patch (or two) to transform any clothing you already have into a personal declaration.

Get them from Spring for $12 each (heart here and circle here).
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Get them from Spring for $12 each (heart here and circle here).

16. A tee or tank with fancy floral typography that reflects your classy cussing self.

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Get them from Amazon for $16.99 (tee here and tank here). / Sizes: S-2X

17. Comfy spandex leggings printed with all the ~colorful language~ you'll ever need.

::runs out of swears...peeks at leggings::Get them from Letter Shoppe on Society 6 for $49. / Sizes: XS-XL
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::runs out of swears...peeks at leggings::

Get them from Letter Shoppe on Society 6 for $49. / Sizes: XS-XL

18. An embroidered clutch that'll make anyone who hates swearing *clutch their pearls*.

Get it from Spring for $40.
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Get it from Spring for $40.

19. An athletic tank to inspire you to move your ass and get some shit done.

Get it from Motivational on Society 6 for $22. / Sizes: S-XL
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Get it from Motivational on Society 6 for $22. / Sizes: S-XL

20. An army jacket for any optimistic person with resting bitch face.

So they can have resting bitch jacket as well!Get it from BuzzFee's Fuck Shit Shop for $49.99. / Sizes: XS-L
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So they can have resting bitch jacket as well!

Get it from BuzzFee's Fuck Shit Shop for $49.99. / Sizes: XS-L

21. A white button-up with an embroidered collar that mayyy not adhere to your company's dress code policy.

Still worth it.Get it from WTF Embroidery on Etsy for $45. / Sizes: S-L
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Still worth it.

Get it from WTF Embroidery on Etsy for $45. / Sizes: S-L

You can also just get a detachable collar to wear under anything!

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Get it from Collar Me Pretty Co. on Etsy for $35.14.

22. A hoodie that's way better than a daily planner, tbh.

"Wake up, kick ass, repeat." 'Nuff said.Get the hoodie from Torrid for $38.98 (on sale from $54.90). / Sizes: M/L-6X
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"Wake up, kick ass, repeat." 'Nuff said.

Get the hoodie from Torrid for $38.98 (on sale from $54.90). / Sizes: M/L-6X

23. A hand-embroidered tee to flip the bird so you don't have to exert any energy with your actual fingers.

Get it from The Katy Days on Etsy for $15.43. / Sizes: S-XLPromising review: "Bought this as a Christmas present, but I want to keep it for myself! Katy was super helpful and responsive, and the item showed up in the post really quickly. Thank you!" —Molehillz
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Get it from The Katy Days on Etsy for $15.43. / Sizes: S-XL

Promising review: "Bought this as a Christmas present, but I want to keep it for myself! Katy was super helpful and responsive, and the item showed up in the post really quickly. Thank you!" —Molehillz

24. A tee to wear from Friday night through Sunday night — it has your weekend plans on lock.

Nifty AF.Get it from BuzzFeed's Fuck Shit Shop for $24.99. / Sizes: S-XL
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Nifty AF.

Get it from BuzzFeed's Fuck Shit Shop for $24.99. / Sizes: S-XL

25. A pair of socks that'll remind you of those former days when you actually gave a shit.

Wow...seems like forever ago.Get them from Amazon for $8.95.
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Wow...seems like forever ago.

Get them from Amazon for $8.95.

26. A top covered in the lyrics Rihanna switches to whenever she's feeling a little bit hangry.

Get it from Spring for $34. / Sizes: S-L
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Get it from Spring for $34. / Sizes: S-L

27. A tee for anyone whose #goals are just to curse a little bit more every day.

Get it from Darling Savage Designs on Etsy for $24+. / Sizes: S-3X
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Get it from Darling Savage Designs on Etsy for $24+. / Sizes: S-3X

28. A tank that understands that "fitness" is just another f-word.

Get it from Amazon for $18. / Sizes: S-XL / Also available in grey.
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Get it from Amazon for $18. / Sizes: S-XL / Also available in grey.

29. A vintage sweater hand-emblazoned to match your truest nature.

There's only one of these, but Etsy has all kinds of cool one-of-a-kind sweary shit to buy. Check it out!Get it from Candlyfloss, Inc. on Etsy for $69.99.
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There's only one of these, but Etsy has all kinds of cool one-of-a-kind sweary shit to buy. Check it out!

Get it from Candlyfloss, Inc. on Etsy for $69.99.

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