7 Signs You're In The Middle Of A Netflix Marathon

Whether you're tired of a sibling berating you for never actually having seen Lost, or you just want to know exactly what this Doctor Who nonsense is, admit it. You're in the middle of a Netflix marathon. But before you can get help, be aware of these seven telling symptoms:

1. You've Started Talking Back to the TV Show

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It started with an "awww" or "ugh" when something happens between the couple you ship, but it has progressed too far.

2. You Have Found Your Own Perfect Resting Position

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It may not look very comfortable, but it is. Trust me.

3. You've Become an Expert in Your Field

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If you're bingeing Grey's Anatomy, you consider yourself a full-fledged surgeon. If Breaking Bad, a drug kingpin. Remember, folks, this is fiction. Don't go full Heisenberg on your friends and family.

4. There's an Empty Chip/Cookie/KitKat Bag Lying Next To You

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*Bonus points if the noise from eating crunchy foods has made you turn subtitles on*

5. Netflix Has Already Asked If You're Still Alive

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You don't move from Perfect Resting Position, but your finger gets excited to exercise as it shifts to hit the "Continue Watching" button.

6. 2 Missed Calls, 8 Texts, 5 Snapchats

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You've completely ignored your friends and social obligations. Maybe you even put your phone on silent (no vibrate) to protect the Marathon.

7. You Look Around and Notice that Night Has Fallen

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No lamps are on, and your face is bathed in the eerie glow of the computer. Wait—when did it become night? Sigh. Guess you'll have to start again tomorrow.