13. Key Lime Pie
WHY EAT KEY LIME WHEN THERE IS A MORE DELICIOUS PLAIN CHEESECAKE ON THE MENU.
12. Cherry Pie
Listen, I know cherry pie is like ~super~ patriotic or something like that (???) but cherry pie of all sorts is garbage. Village Inn is no exception. Gooey mysterious red slime is not delicious.
11. Lemon Meringue Pie
Ahh..lemon meringue. Had it just been a lemon pie with whipped cream, my opinion would be different. But, alas, whipped egg whites are exactly what they are: whipped egg whites. I rank you low because meringue belongs nowhere near pie.
10. Banana Cream/Coconut Cream Pie
TBH I have never tasted either but I hate banana and I hate coconut so I can only imagine.
9. Pumpkin Pie
I'll be honest. I had my first bite of pumpkin pie when I was 20 years old, so maybe I just don't know what a good pumpkin pie tastes like. Either way, Village Inn's pumpkin pie confirmed every prior belief I had about pumpkin pie: it is gross.
8. Pumpkin Pie with Real Whipped Cream
Whipped Cream does not make it better and they should not be separate menu items.
7. Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Pie
6. Country Apple Pie
Acceptable if there is a scoop of vanilla ice cream along side. Pretty average, I'd say.
5. Lemon Supreme Pie
THIS IS WHAT ANY LEMON PIE SHOULD BE. Delicious and tart, I'll have another slice plz.
4. Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Disregard the fact that rhubarb looks like celery, this pie is delicious.
3. French Silk Pie
Fan favorite, I get it. But seriously, who can eat more than one slice without feeling nauseous?
2. Triple Berry Pie
The best of all berry pies is one that has the holy trinity in it. This pie freakin' rocks, don't @ me.
1. Granny Smith Caramel Apple Crumble Pie
Dis shit is GOOD. A hybrid of apple pie and apple crisp, literally what could be better?