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My mother cracked three molars from gritting her teeth so hard when she gave birth to my brother.

Four words: The Pursuit of Happyness

Working at a sleepaway camp in the middle of nowhere is great until it storms. One day, it was raining pretty heavily and starting to thunder so everyone was ordered to stay in cabins, and out of the college (what we call our bathroom facilities) because it's made entirely of metal.… Read More

I broke my wrist playing duck duck goose and seven years later on the exact same day I broke the other wrist rollerblading. You'd think my coordination would have improved over seven years. Clearly not.

When I was two I was bothering the man sitting in the row behind us on the plane trying to play peekaboo. My dad took me for a walk up and down the aisle to calm me down and apologize to the kind stranger who had entertained me. The dude was sitting there slouching in a jacket and… Read More

When I was two I was bothering the man sitting in the row behind up on the plane trying to play peekaboo. My dad took me for a walk up and down the aisle to calm me down and apologize to the kind stranger who had entertained me. The dude was sitting there hunched in a jacket and a… Read More