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Posted on Jun 12, 2012

The Voice Of God All-Stars

Who would you most want narrating your life? A proposed 12-person rotation (in honor of the NBA Finals) for the Voice of God All-Stars. NOTE: All members of the list are living.

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End of the Bench

Best Contribution: “Chocolate Rain”
The token viral video star of this list. (Close runner-up: Ted Williams, aka "The Homeless Man with the Golden Voice.") — Best Contribution: “Chocolate Rain”
The token viral video star of this list. (Close runner-up: Ted Williams, aka "The Homeless Man with the Golden Voice.")

Best Contribution: “Chocolate Rain”
The token viral video star of this list. (Close runner-up: Ted Williams, aka "The Homeless Man with the Golden Voice.")

Best Contribution: "FedEx/The Golden Package"
Has express mail ever sounded so enchanting? — Best Contribution: "FedEx/The Golden Package"
Has express mail ever sounded so enchanting?

Best Contribution: "FedEx/The Golden Package"
Has express mail ever sounded so enchanting?

Second Team

Best Contribution: Ken Burns’ The National Parks

Coyote should have a monopoly on discussing anything about nature. Great voice for stories around the camp fire.

Best Contribution: "The Stranger" in The Big Lebowski
“Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.” — Best Contribution: "The Stranger" in The Big Lebowski
“Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.”

Best Contribution: "The Stranger" in The Big Lebowski
“Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.”

Best Contribution: Scar in The Lion King
Shakespeare-trained actors always make the best villains, don’t they? — Best Contribution: Scar in The Lion King
Shakespeare-trained actors always make the best villains, don’t they?

Best Contribution: Scar in The Lion King
Shakespeare-trained actors always make the best villains, don’t they?

Best Contribution: “Let’s get ready to rumble!!!”
‘Nuff said. — Best Contribution: “Let’s get ready to rumble!!!”
‘Nuff said.

Best Contribution: “Let’s get ready to rumble!!!”
‘Nuff said.

Best Contribution: Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Even amidst all the technobabble aboard the Enterprise, he never lost his penchant for Earl Grey tea. — Best Contribution: Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Even amidst all the technobabble aboard the Enterprise, he never lost his penchant for Earl Grey tea.

Best Contribution: Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Even amidst all the technobabble aboard the Enterprise, he never lost his penchant for Earl Grey tea.

Starting Five

Best Contribution: Al Swearengen in Deadwood (starts at 0:40 mark)
It feels like I’m sipping on three X’s whiskey whenever I hear him talk. — Best Contribution: Al Swearengen in Deadwood (starts at 0:40 mark)
It feels like I’m sipping on three X’s whiskey whenever I hear him talk.

Best Contribution: Al Swearengen in Deadwood (starts at 0:40 mark)
It feels like I’m sipping on three X’s whiskey whenever I hear him talk.

Best Contribution: Anton Ego in Ratatouille
He’ll always be T.E. Lawrence first and foremost, but it’s in a Pixar flick where his vocal chops are on full display. — Best Contribution: Anton Ego in Ratatouille
He’ll always be T.E. Lawrence first and foremost, but it’s in a Pixar flick where his vocal chops are on full display.

Best Contribution: Anton Ego in Ratatouille
He’ll always be T.E. Lawrence first and foremost, but it’s in a Pixar flick where his vocal chops are on full display.

Best Contribution: Ken Burns’ Jazz (starts at 2:10 mark)
Jazz is cool to begin with. Keith David makes it even cooler. — Best Contribution: Ken Burns’ Jazz (starts at 2:10 mark)
Jazz is cool to begin with. Keith David makes it even cooler.

Best Contribution: Ken Burns’ Jazz (starts at 2:10 mark)
Jazz is cool to begin with. Keith David makes it even cooler.

Best Contribution: Red in The Shawshank Redemption
I wish that I could interview for jobs like this. — Best Contribution: Red in The Shawshank Redemption
I wish that I could interview for jobs like this.

Best Contribution: Red in The Shawshank Redemption
I wish that I could interview for jobs like this.

Best Contribution: Everything
It doesn’t matter if it’s Star Wars, Coming to America or Shakespeare. It’ll sound like heaven. — Best Contribution: Everything
It doesn’t matter if it’s Star Wars, Coming to America or Shakespeare. It’ll sound like heaven.

Best Contribution: Everything
It doesn’t matter if it’s Star Wars, Coming to America or Shakespeare. It’ll sound like heaven.

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