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Lessons Learned Before You Move In With Your Soulmate
The story of us... Because I like you, you piece of sh*t..
1.Hooking up is like a game, but if you find one that refuses to play, be careful.. You might fall in love
2.So don't play hard to get, be hard to get
3.There are certain times when putting your music on shuffle is too big of a risk
4.But, a relationship without trust is like a phone with no service; all you do is play games
5.And then you start working towards something more solid. So always be yourself... Shame is the useless practice of making other people's problems our own
6.I'm serious: embrace your inner pervert
7.Be all in or get the hell out. Life is too short for being half-assed
8.You can't expect to know a 100% of somebody in the first weeks. You don't need to force things. Everyone has a breaking point, be careful
9.Never get pissed off during an argument. Stay calm, stay clever. Let them embarrass themselves
10.How you dress yourself is important, whether you think so or not
11.People will stare. Make it worth their while
12.But always put the team on your fucking back
13.Because seriously...
14.Accept that being in love will make you crazy. If you lucky; the good kind of crazy
15.And a girl might play with your mind, but a woman explores it...
16.So if you're putting your d*ck in your girlfriend, but not your trust, you are missing the point of a relationship. Because the 100% comes eventually...
17.Probably when you expect it the least...
18.Girls like guys that understand them, but not ones that act like them. Learn the difference.
19.And go for the one that never turns off your dream