12 Things You Can Ignore While Binge-Watching A New Show

Give in to the sweatpants life. Fall under the spell of Syfy's The Magicians this holiday season, and TV-binge like no one is watching (thank God).

1. Healthy eating:

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You don't have time for real-person food. It's all about delivery and expired back-of-the-fridge finds for you. RIP, human decency.

2. The general state of your living quarters:

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#priorities

3. Sleep:

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11 p.m.: "I know it's late, just one more episode."

12 a.m.: "OK, I'll be a bit tired tomorrow. But, one more."

1 a.m.: "I'll just sleep in a bit and not wash up in the morning."

2 a.m.: "TV DO NOT ASK ME IF I'M STILL WATCHING. STOP JUDGING ME."

3 a.m.: "F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F***"

4 a.m.: "Sleep was for the old you. This show is who you are now — give in."

4. Your S.O.:

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If you're not watching with us, you're against us.

5. Personal hygiene:

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You'll shower when you're dead, amirite?

...We're definitely wrong. There's no excuse for our garbage behavior/scent.

6. The work you were supposed to finish:

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You told yourself you were just going to watch oooone episode and THEN start working. LIKELY STORY HUH.

7. Calls from your fam:

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Mom, no. Trying to talk to us about our failed love life when we're watching a show about someone else's is a straight-up crime.

8. The gym:

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If you can lift the remote control, you're strong enough.

9. Shaving:

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Long (facial/leg/armpit) hair, don't care.

10. Laundry:

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Laundry is for people who leave the house IMO.

11. Smoke alarms:

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It's probably nothing...:o

12. Daylight/going out in public:

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You're basically a couch vampire now.

Soooo worth it. Give in to the binge and check out the entire first season of The Magicians online and on demand now.

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