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29 Types Of Really F**king Drunk, As Told By Harry Potter

One large glass of Pinot Gringotts please.

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1. The "I Haven't Been Out In A While, Is Tequila Always Like This?" Drunk.

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2. The "It's Time To Confess, I'm Totally Not Over My Ex" Drunk.

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3. The "Balls She Just Walked Into The Bar, Act Totally Calm and Natural" Drunk.

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4. The "Really Not Amused This Bouncer Is Refusing To Let Me In" Drunk.

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5. The "I'm OBVIOUSLY Nowhere Near As Wasted As The Others" Drunk.

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6. The "I Think I Just Downed An Ashtray Drunk".

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7. The "I'm About To Blow Everyone's Minds On The Dancefloor" Drunk.

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8. The "Getting Really Fucking Pissed This DJ Won't Play Taylor Swift" Drunk.

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9. The "Dammmn I'm Feeling Incredibly Sexy Right Now" Drunk.

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10. The "This Is The best Night Of My Whole Goddamn Life" Drunk.

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11. The "Why Did I Just Smoke, I Haven't Smoked In Five Years" Drunk.

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12. The "I'm Going To Flirt My Way Round This Entire Club" Drunk.

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13. The "Showing People My Massive Tongue Is A Great Pickup Line" Drunk.

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14. The "Shit I Just Spilled Wine Down That Girl's Top" Drunk.

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15. The "THIS BILL IS A FREAKIN' LIAR" Drunk.

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16. The "Why Won't Anyone Love Me?" Drunk.

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17. The "I Should Stop My Friend Making A Fool Out Of Himself, But I'm Not Feeling So Hot Either" Drunk.

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18. The "Fuuuuuuck I Forgot My Keys" Drunk.

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19. The "Time For A Mega Life Epiphany" Drunk.

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20. The "Yes Everybody, Let's Streak!" Drunk.

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21. The "Holy Crap Where Are All My Friends" Drunk?

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22. The "Motherfucker You're On My Bar Stool" Drunk.

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23. The "So Proud My Mate Is Kissing That Girl Right Now" Drunk.

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24. The "I'm About To Have A Dramatic Fight With My Boyfriend About Something Really Trivial" Drunk.

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25. The "Just Going To Rest My Eyes For One Sec No One Will Notice" Drunk.

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26. The "I'd Quite Like To Have Sex Right Now But It's Just Not Happening" Drunk.

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27. The "I WILL Get Last Orders In No Matter What" Drunk.

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28. The "Oh Here We Go, The Spins Have Kicked In" Drunk.

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29. The "I'm Just Gonna Lie Very Still Until The Taxi Comes" Drunk.

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