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    Posted on Dec 16, 2014

    This Is How Tinder Guys React When You Send Them Morrissey Lyrics

    Hey boy, last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.

    1. First off there was Jonathan, who was just very worried about me.

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    2. Kepa was deeply troubled by our exchange.

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    In fact, he demanded I seek medical attention.

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    3. Tom was mainly just worried about his sausage.

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    Remember Tom...

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    4. Luke thought it was 😂.

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    5. Tom thought it was "lol".

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    6. Daniel also thought it was "lol".

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    7. At first David was intrigued...

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    And then he became ~creepy~.

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    8. Rahul thought Morrissey was pretty "street".

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    9. Dharmanshu made a valid point.

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    10. Tim was interested.

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    But he had a thing against Paris Hilton.

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    11. Sam and I had a very long conversation.

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    He was quite eager to keep the chitchat going.

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    In fact, I'd like to commend him for his friendliness.

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    And eventually, I just had to put him out of his misery.

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    12. The second Dan I spoke to was very confused.

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    He just didn't understand.

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    13. Mike seems like a handy guy to know.

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    14. I stopped talking to Dainis because it all became a bit religious.

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    15. Mike attempted to psychoanalyse me.

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    16. Joe was full of questions.

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    He did actually have pretty good intentions.

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    17. Michael might start using Morrissey lyrics himself.

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    18. James thought I'd be really into sales for some reason.

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    And the whole Morrissey thing annoyed him quite quickly.

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    19. Kwai revealed his bad side.

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    20. Harry was a bit flustered.

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    21. And lastly I spoke to Hugh and Rúben, who were the only two to win the game of Morrissey, Tinder.

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