This Is How Tinder Guys React When You Send Them Morrissey Lyrics
Hey boy, last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.
First off there was Jonathan, who was just very worried about me.
Kepa was deeply troubled by our exchange.
In fact, he demanded I seek medical attention.
Tom was mainly just worried about his sausage.
Luke thought it was 😂.
Tom thought it was "lol".
Daniel also thought it was "lol".
At first David was intrigued...
And then he became ~creepy~.
Rahul thought Morrissey was pretty "street".
Dharmanshu made a valid point.
Tim was interested.
But he had a thing against Paris Hilton.
Sam and I had a very long conversation.
He was quite eager to keep the chitchat going.
In fact, I'd like to commend him for his friendliness.
And eventually, I just had to put him out of his misery.
The second Dan I spoke to was very confused.
He just didn't understand.
Mike seems like a handy guy to know.
I stopped talking to Dainis because it all became a bit religious.
Mike attempted to psychoanalyse me.
Joe was full of questions.
He did actually have pretty good intentions.
Michael might start using Morrissey lyrics himself.
James thought I'd be really into sales for some reason.
And the whole Morrissey thing annoyed him quite quickly.
Kwai revealed his bad side.
Harry was a bit flustered.
And lastly I spoke to Hugh and Rúben, who were the only two to win the game of Morrissey, Tinder.
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