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When you're running for the bus and the driver ~actually~ waits for you to make it and get on.
2.
But then an open-mouth chewer decides to sit next to you.
3.
When you see someone take the last teabag at work.
4.
And your ex texts you out of the blue.
5.
When you drop something in front of your crush.
6.
When you've bought amazing new shoes and you want to show them off in every possible way.
7.
And you're feeling super confident thanks to your awesome new pushup bra.
8.
When you open that expensive bottle of perfume for the first time.
9.
And your freshly washed and blow-dried hair is swooshing majestically.
10.
But then you realise you've spilled wine down your dress.
11.
When someone tries to cut in line when you're waiting at the bar.
12.
Oh well, whatever, your absolute favourite song has come on.
13.
And your BFF grabs your arm and takes you to the dancefloor.
14.
When your feet are absolutely killing from all that dancing you have to take a little break.
15.
At the end of the night you're proud of yourself for being an awesome wingwoman, your bestie has scored.
16.
When you're in the shower and you want your boo to join you.
17.
When it's finally time to meet the parents and you turn on the charm.
18.
When you run into your boyfriend's ex and she gives you a total bitch look.
19.
You return the look with some kickass sass but then you're scared you may have overdone it.
20.
When you get over 11 likes on an Instagram photo.
21.
When you've just put clean sheets on your bed.
22.
When you find out your favourite pizza delivery place is closing down.
23.
You console yourself by watching some TV but the remote is so freakin' far away.
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When you see someone checking out your fella.
25.
But luckily you get distracted by a ~super~ cute baby.
26.
When you've finally mastered that really difficult yoga pose.
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And lastly, when it's time to sleep after a long hard day of being sassy.
