1. When it comes to Netflix, you have absolutely no willpower.
2. You know you need an intervention, but it's just not going to happen.
3. You end up deceiving yourself.
4. You feel ashamed about your lack of willpower.
5. And when you finally reach the end of a season, hysteria sets in.
6. Your life is a literal mess.
You know you have hit rock bottom when there are chips stuck to your Netflix screen from the night before
7. Netflixing is no longer contained to your room.
When you high asf an start watching Netflix at the movies
8. Binge-watching shows is the ONLY way you can watch anything now.
9. Of course, there are some functions on Netflix you wish they would change.
10. Spoilers make you despair.
11. And the whole "Are You Still Watching?" thing, is absolutely pointless.
12. The subtitles aren't always that helpful.
13. But they do crack you up.
14. And the plot summaries seem downright drunk half the time.
15. You've become all too familiar with this "black screen of doom and self-loathing".
16. It's fair to say your habit has caused your life to come to a standstill.
17. You have no space in your life for actual relationships.
18. Unless their Netflix obsession is on par with yours.
19. But at the end of the day Netflix understands your needs better than ~anyone~.
Netflix knows me too well
20. You take Netflix to the most intimate places.
21. You'll happily poo and pee infront of Netflix.
22. You've fashioned a frame like this so your arms don't get tired when you're using a tablet.
23. But sometimes Netflix betrays you, and it's hard for you to trust anyone ever again.
24. Friendships have ended over Netflix.
When your friend changes the Netflix password 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
*stay calm*
*stay clam*
*stay clam*
25. But it's also brought you together with fellow addicts.
The fault in our Netflix addiction
26. Sometimes it feels like Netflix is just playing games with you.
27. And lastly, whenever you think you have your addiction under control, that bright red son of a bitch beckons once again, and all your willpower is gone.
