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27 Things That Happen When You've Just Moved To London

It's a stressful time, but you get through it.

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6. Whether you're job hunting, flat hunting or trying to survive that night bus journey home, London will make you feel the most tired you've ever been.

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10. And this whole thing about British people being polite well, NOT IN LONDON.

Waterloo station. Abandon all hope, ye who enter...

Londoners do not know how to queue, ever.

12. And maybe, because you're lost and new and just figuring things out, you stand on the left hand side of the escalator...

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YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED or at the very least shouted at like you're a naughty toddler who just flung poo everywhere.

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13. Tube etiquette in general is beyond stressful.

As a young healthy male I'm the lowest in the busy tube pecking order, I feel like I should give up my seat to everyone! #newtolondon

15. In your first week you will definitely lose that wretched Oyster card.

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Or you won't get it out of your bag quick enough at the gates, causing a thousand people to grunt in unison behind you.

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17. All this tube drama can make your commute seem like the biggest mission of your life.

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18. Busses aren't great either; maneuvering yourself to a seat is quite the workout.

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In your first week you're bound to fall down the stairs, fall into a pole, or worse, fall onto someone's lap.

19. But even after just a few days of traveling around London, you come up with your own transport hacks.

You'll start to figure out the least stressful times to travel and when to stand on the platform for optimum efficiency.

20. Unfortunately you do realise soon enough that London drains all your money.

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You knew London would be expensive, but you didn't know it was THIS bad.

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21. You want to make your crummy London flat more homely, but with limited income and resources, this can be tricky.

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Have fun getting a Christmas tree home.

23. But no matter where you're from, London is so big, you'll always find people who remind you of home.

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24. Even though you're still just finding your feet, your old pals will be in envy of all your London Instagrams.

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25. And they'll beg to come visit, which is great because it gives you an excuse to do the tourist stuff.

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London is FILLED with awesome things to do, but you don't get round to doing them when you actually live there.