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22 Bum Bags That Will Sexually Awaken You

Warning: This post is VERY sexy.

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1. Let's start with the god of all bum bags, this super sexy one worn by Jesus aka Jared Leto.

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5. This one answers ~all~ your sexual prayers.

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10. This dude is oozing with sex appeal, and that kid is just jealous.

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11. This man's bag is going to fight the fire in your loins.

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13. This bum bag is so hot you just want to hold it to your face and lick it.

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14. This man's bag may be small, but it's not small in ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

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15. This guy will undoubtedly get laid in about five seconds.

Waiting for this wrestling-related photo to go viral like the Rock's 1990's fanny pack shot -

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16. This man's pouch is looking seductively at us from the side.

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17. Having the word "Diva" on your man bag takes it up a sexy notch.

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19. This lumbersexual carries his woodchips in that bag.

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20. This man has not one, but FOUR bum bags wrapped around his body. ~DIES~

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21. This guy's bag has a freakin' animal head attached to it, making him a certified BABE.

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