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22 Bum Bags That Will Sexually Awaken You

Warning: This post is VERY sexy.

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1. Let's start with the god of all bum bags, this super sexy one worn by Jesus aka Jared Leto.

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2. Then there's this DILFALICIOUS bag on Matthew McConaughey.

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3. Andrew Garfield's is basically a web of desire around his groin.

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4. will.i.am's bum bag is a straight-up babe magnet.

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5. This one answers ~all~ your sexual prayers.

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6. This bum bag can fit an iPad inside it. CALM YOURSELVES PEOPLE.

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7. Steven Tyler's striding with pride because he knows how sexy he looks right now.

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8. Rosamund Pike is literally dying of horniness standing next to David.

Don't worry, we know that's a sporran AKA a super sexy Scottish bum bag.
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Don't worry, we know that's a sporran AKA a super sexy Scottish bum bag.

9. SJP combines bum bag sexiness with high fashion. 👌👌👌

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10. This dude is oozing with sex appeal, and that kid is just jealous.

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11. This man's bag is going to fight the fire in your loins.

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12. Santana's bum bag is one smooth criminal.

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13. This bum bag is so hot you just want to hold it to your face and lick it.

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14. This man's bag may be small, but it's not small in ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

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15. This guy will undoubtedly get laid in about five seconds.

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16. This man's pouch is looking seductively at us from the side.

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17. Having the word "Diva" on your man bag takes it up a sexy notch.

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18. Steve O's bum bag is ready to stop traffic.

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19. This lumbersexual carries his woodchips in that bag.

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20. This man has not one, but FOUR bum bags wrapped around his body. ~DIES~

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21. This guy's bag has a freakin' animal head attached to it, making him a certified BABE.

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22. And last but not least, we have the always sexy George Costanza, whose bum bag is seriously arousing.

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