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22 Bum Bags That Will Sexually Awaken You

Warning: This post is VERY sexy.

1. Let's start with the god of all bum bags, this super sexy one worn by Jesus aka Jared Leto.

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2. Then there's this DILFALICIOUS bag on Matthew McConaughey.

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3. Andrew Garfield's is basically a web of desire around his groin.

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4.'s bum bag is a straight-up babe magnet.

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5. This one answers ~all~ your sexual prayers.

6. This bum bag can fit an iPad inside it. CALM YOURSELVES PEOPLE.

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7. Steven Tyler's striding with pride because he knows how sexy he looks right now.

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8. Rosamund Pike is literally dying of horniness standing next to David.

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Don't worry, we know that's a sporran AKA a super sexy Scottish bum bag.

9. SJP combines bum bag sexiness with high fashion. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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10. This dude is oozing with sex appeal, and that kid is just jealous.

11. This man's bag is going to fight the fire in your loins.

12. Santana's bum bag is one smooth criminal.

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13. This bum bag is so hot you just want to hold it to your face and lick it.

14. This man's bag may be small, but it's not small in ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

15. This guy will undoubtedly get laid in about five seconds.

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16. This man's pouch is looking seductively at us from the side.

17. Having the word "Diva" on your man bag takes it up a sexy notch.

18. Steve O's bum bag is ready to stop traffic.

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19. This lumbersexual carries his woodchips in that bag.

20. This man has not one, but FOUR bum bags wrapped around his body. ~DIES~

21. This guy's bag has a freakin' animal head attached to it, making him a certified BABE.

22. And last but not least, we have the always sexy George Costanza, whose bum bag is seriously arousing.

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