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Which Posh Name Does Your Penis Deserve?

Your schlong deserves the very best.

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Which Posh Name Does Your Penis Deserve?

You got: Lord Donoughue Discostick

You like to have fun with your penis. You like to shake it around, swing it back and forth and make it spin like a helicopter. You need a name that reflects your fun-loving nature.

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You got: Tarquin Wimbleknob

You love your penis, and you think it deserves the very best. You and your love rod won't settle for anything less than perfect. You need a name that reflects your perfectionist streak.

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You got: Viscount Twinkiedipper

You are a delicate soul and you treat your penis with great care. You nature your manhood and cherish your moments together. You need a name that's fun, light-hearted and reflects your close bond.

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You got: Baron Von Bratwurst

You're an adventurer. You and your penis are very well-travelled. You've seen a lot together and you need a name that reflects your worldy experiences.

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You got: Prince Poppycock

You are an extremely warm and lovable person. You treat your penis like a BFF, together you take on the world. You deserve a wonderful name that reflects your manhood's fabulous attributes.

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You got: Vladimir Winkledick

You're a sporty chap and your penis is an extension of your muscular, stream-lined body. Your willy has stamina and great strength and it deserves a name that embodies those qualities.

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You got: Count Schlongula IV

You like to get freaky in the bedroom, your penis can do things no other penis can. You need a name that reflects your saucy side.

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You got: Trumpington Von Trousersnout

You and your penis can be quite snobby, you've definitely turned down a lot of people. If your penis isn't given the very best, it simply refuses to perform. You need a name that reflects your superior tastes.

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You got: Hugo Cumberdong

You are extremely manly and your penis is a brave and fearless companion. You need a name that says: daring, noble and the best damn penis you've ever seen.

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