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21 Tweets That Are Hilariously Relatable For People About To Quit Smoking

I'll quit tomorrow or next month or maybe next year.

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Them: "Its a new year I'm gonna quit smoking & eat healthier" me:


Just because I quit smoking doesn't mean I gave up getting up and randomly leaving the room for 10 minutes.


[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA.


I can help anyone quit smoking by spraying them with hair spray as they light their cigarette.


New Year resolution was to quit smoking. I never said for how long. Lasted an entire 34 minutes. It was horrible.


DOCTOR: If you don't quit smoking you won't need to save money for retirement ME: You're the best doctor ever


Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me


[takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet


"Quit smoking with Chantix, you may suffer seizures and suicidal thoughts while taking Chantix" Lol brah, I'll just keep smoking


[1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules


My doctor told me, "If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat" and that was the best day of my life.


I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more


So I decided to quit smoking, so I can live longer for my dog🙃❤


Attempting to quit smoking has given me a whole new outlook on life, like murder or severe maiming no longer seems so unreasonable


Last night,I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later and my whole house was on the internet


I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches". The universe has spoken.

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