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28 Things That Happen When You Date A Football Fan

Never ever say: "It's just a game".

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5. Don't forget to bring appropriate materials.

17. You thought you'd totally had the rule covered after watching Bend It Like Beckham.

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“The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.”

18. Despite your lack of football know-how your SO will want you to come along to a game.

And even if you don't like football, it's worth it because there's a good atmosphere and there's lots of beer.

19. Plus you get to unleash any anger you've had stored up.

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It looks like you're yelling: "YOU FAAAKIN WANKER!" to the referee but actually you're yelling it to your boss who refused to give you a pay rise.


22. You also soon realise that football takes up the majority of your weekend.


Xabi Alonso = your weekend plans, De Jong = football.

There's not just the game, there's the lead up, about 3 shows to watch before and a couple more after with all the post-match interviews and Match of the Day on Sunday.

23. Plus they'll be glued to their phone, checking their fantasy teams.

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There's also the dreaded moment they realise they haven't updated their fantasy team before the deadline and run around wailing: "WHAT HAVE I DONE! SUAREZ IS MY CAPTAIN, HE'S NOT EVEN PLAYING!".


26. And it's a tad awkward if the team they support is the one the other football fans in your life don't support.

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Having your dad and boyfriend fight over different teams is awkward, but nothing's more awkward than Arsène Wenger trying to zip up a coat.

27. On holiday you're more than happy to find a place to watch an important game.

Even if it's in a bit of a dive, you're happy to sacrifice a few hours of your holiday so your loved one doesn't feel anxious for missing a big game.