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29 Tweets That Will Make Sriracha Lovers Orgasm A Little Bit

Sriracha all over my body please.

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2. If you're a true fan, you constantly declare your love of the fiery condiment.

6. There's a sexual element to Sriracha as well.

The smell of Sriracha is intoxicating

7. A blob of that piquant relish can make people deeply desire you.

ah french, the language of love. "plateau sriracha les mis bonjore" (your eyes... they shine like diamonds)

10. There are endless Sriracha combinations and you love them all.

sriracha and mayo. revolutionary.

11. Seriously, they're all utterly wonderful.

12. Sriracha spruces up the most basic things.

i love a good lunch of Sriracha on plain bread

14. But the hardcore lovers go one step further.

I'm eating sriracha straight from the bottle, this addiction is reaching new levels

16. The sauce awakens something deep within you.

19. The second they released mini bottles you jumped on board.

My wife truly knows the way to my heart. #sriracha

21. Of course, Sriracha isn't for the faint hearted.

I just accidentally took a swig from a bottle of Sriracha instead of my water bottle AMA

24. But it's totally worth it.

i hope they have sriracha at breakfast tomorrow i didn't bring any with

25. You've lost many friends over this condiment.

My roommate just moved and he took my Sriracha with him..........IM FIGHTING HIM!

27. You could write a million love letters to that beautiful bright red bottle.

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