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Which Member Of "The Dave Percent" Are You?

All of us fucking suck.

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  1. How Hillary are you?

    ridiculously Hillary
    obnoxiously Hillary
    Jeb!
  2. Ideal woman:

    Tiffany from Baltimore
    Gillian Anderson
    THAT'S JUST HOW STRAIGHT SEX IS, MAGDA!
  3. Where are you from

    I personally suck Sidney Crosby's dick every night
    Tim Hortons
    My best friend lived next door to Carrie Fisher or some shit like that
  4. Most iconic saying:

    "yougoddamnedbitch."
    "COONT!"
    "AAAAAAAAAADSLKJFALSGJAL!!!!!!!!!"
  5. What is your personal meme rating

    snake laugh in reaction to all memes
    memes on such a high reddit level that god is dead
    sobe dog memes, drunk all memes
  6. What is the best minion?

    Dave
    Dave
    Dave

Which Member Of "The Dave Percent" Are You?

You got: You're Magdeline!

The Worst. The only reason she's still here is because her girlfriend is the Best.

You're Magdeline!
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You got: You're Lauren!

Whenever she gets drunk her eyes get super squinty and she either has a hissing snake laugh or a shrieking laugh that gets us a noise complaint there's no in between.

You're Lauren!
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You got: You're Jared!

Simultaneously the Dad and the Newborn Infant of the squad. A token minority who is the alcohol god of the squad despite having few alcohol dehydrogenase and every allergy under the fucking son.

You're Jared!
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