So you're a Taurus, born between April 20th and May 20th.
Being a Taurus does have its' perks. People born in May are said to feel the luckiest in life.
Taurus Season starts on 4/20, such accomplished chillers are we.
We have some top-notch people in our ranks, for example our Queen, Tina Fey (May 18)...
David Beckham, known Adonis (May 2)...
Angel among us, Adele (May 5)...
George Clooney, lifelong Super Dream Hunk (May 6)...
... not to mention William Bloody Shakespeare. (April 23)
1. Despite all these achievements, however, Taureans seem to come in for some bad press.
2. I mean...
3. ... Generally we're not described as particularly nice people.
4. Our symbol is the bull, which has a ~subtle~ reputation for anger.
5. If the Internet is to be believed, we're pretty bad people.
6. Also, mildly terrifying.
7. We'll drain your bank account...
8. ... and our own.
9. Even our namesake car is in the firing line.
10. Food theft apparently gives us homicidal urges.
11. We are renowned the world over as massive food creeps.
Don't let the haters get you down. When we put our minds to it, we get shit done.
We speak the truth.
We do pretty well in the ~romance~ department...
... except when we don't.
12. Keep doing you, Taurus. And happy birthday, next year.
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