The Most Obnoxious Bacon-Flavored Items Ever

I'm not speaking from a place of bacon prejudice here, but really. Bacon-flavored baby formula?

• 1. Gummy Bacon

  

  Well, they are technically strawberry-flavored, but it's the thought that counts.

• 2. Bacon Dental Floss

  

  For that extra sheen of greasy goodness some people lack in the morning.

• 3. Bacon-Flavored Lollipops

  

• 4. Bacon-Flavored Lip Balm

  

  I can't even account for this one.

• 5. Baconnaise

  

  What would you put this on?

• 6. Bacon-Flavored Soda

  

  This label makes it 10 times better.

• 7. Bacon Ice Cream

  

  Under Delaware Peach? I can sense a sundae combination.

• 8. And last but not least, Bacon-Flavored Baby Formula

  

  Seriously? Your baby already has a hankering for pork? That would be slightly alarming to me, at least.