1. Don’t be this drunkie
2. Or this whiner
3. Or a cry baby
4. Don’t talk like this…
5. …or this
6. …or this. Please!
7. And definitely don’t creep on the one person that said, “Hi!” to you
8. Don’t ask stupid questions
10. Don’t preach
12. Don’t overshare
13. Don’t talk about your cats
14. Don’t tell stories that last forever
15. Don’t get all intellectual
16. Don’t talk politics
17. Most of all? Don’t listen to me
Who the hell am I to tell you what NOT to do?
19. Just drink
21. And twinkle like the star we all know you are
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