1. Don’t be this drunkie
2. Or this whiner
3. Or a cry baby
4. Don’t talk like this…
5. …or this
6. …or this. Please!
7. And definitely don’t creep on the one person that said, “Hi!” to you
8. Don’t ask stupid questions
10. Don’t preach
12. Don’t overshare
13. Don’t talk about your cats
14. Don’t tell stories that last forever
15. Don’t get all intellectual
16. Don’t talk politics
17. Most of all? Don’t listen to me
Who the hell am I to tell you what NOT to do?
19. Just drink
21. And twinkle like the star we all know you are
- Churches across the US are prepping an underground railroad system for immigrants who fear deportation under Trump.
- Tom Perez has been named chair of the Democratic National Committee. He was Obama's Labor Secretary.
- At a rally in NYC, trans New Yorkers asked for support from the broader LGBT community — something they haven't always gotten.
- Barack Obama took Malia to see a Broadway show and everyone is talking about how refreshed he's looking 😎