16. This is not what your hurricane plan looks like
15. When this happened you thought you got the pox
14. You make plans to meet up with friends and you are two hours late
13. People getting a spray tan before they hit the beach doesn't make sense to you
12. You aren't addicted to cafecitos and empanadas yet
11. You didn't plan for this
or this to HAPPEN ALL IN ONE DAY!
10. You haven't started addressing people as "Bro" yet
9. You walked into the gym and realized you were way underdressed
8. You decided to skip out on weekend clubbing and all hell broke lose
7. You don't have a beach trunk (Emergency beach supplies!)
6. You haven't been found at your desk at work like this at least once every week.
5. You didn't know that this means you had a great night
4. You haven't mastered the fine art of controlling your sweat
3. You also haven't learned how to tame this monstrosity
2. You hear the word "irregardless" everywhere and you're like
1. And the No.1 way you know you haven't lived in Miami long enough is when someone texts you "Dale" and you don't get it.
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