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10 Non-Human Relationships That Trump Human Ones

Because human to human relationships are complicated and we've got enough complications without adding more complications to our already complicated lives.

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1. The Netflix Relationship

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You take it to bed every night, you wake up to it, you spend your Friday nights giving Netflix all your love and the weekends? Well, you spend it in bed with Netflix and no pants. 'Nuff said.

2. The Food Relationship

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Your eyes dilate, your pulse quickens, your lips quiver and all you feel is a love so deep, it's inexplicable. Ahhh food, how you love it so. A food relationship is just plain delicious!

3. The Bed Relationship

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It's a connection like no other. When you're away you yearn for the comfort and warmth and hug-like quality that it's provided you. You probably wake up every morning singing, "It's so hard to say goodbye to you bed." It makes you feel so safe and snug, you can't imagine life without it.

4. The Shoe Relationship


Obsessed with shoes is more like it. Your sole purpose of having a job is to support your shoe relationship. If anyone tried to take that away from you, you'd be broken. They make you feel sexy, suave, confident! Why wouldn't you want a shoe 'ship?

5. The Pet Relationship


They love you unconditionally, they listen to your demands, they comfort you when you're sad, they wait for you patiently when you're gone, they aren't afraid to show their affections, deep emotions don't scare them, they listen to you while you talk and they cuddle with you in bed. Can this relationship get a "hell yeah!" please?

6. The Caffeine Relationship

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Nothing supports you like a good caffeine relationship. It helps you stay alert. Caffeine role plays in lattes, cappuccinos, macchiatos, espressos...I mean the list is endless! You'll never be bored because caffeine always mixes it up. It makes your mornings wonderful and beautiful and so much more bearable. Now go write your coffee maker a love note.

7. The Chocolate Relationship

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Mmmmmmm... Chocolate. It's chocolate's JOB to keep you happy with all its dopamine and endorphin releasing goodness. One bite and you're in a whole new world ♫. You're happy companion for life!

8. The Cellphone Relationship

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Your cellphone is the first thing you see when you wake up and the last thing you see before bed. Always with you, it never lets you feel alone. So, when it does die on you and there isn't a charger for miles, all you can say to your phone is, "Please stay. I need you." Until you charge it... and all is well with the world again.

9. The Books Relationship

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You go from one world to another, and get to live all these amazing lives through words that string together adventures and romances and limitless experiences. Books, the easiest relationship with never-ending awesomeness.

10. The BuzzFeed Relationship


You talk about BuzzFeed with so much love. Whatever you want, BuzzFeed gives you. You've never felt more spoiled. It gives you humor, heart, love, stories, emotions and it helps you find yourself through various quizzes. Just say YAAAAAAAAAAS to this 'ship!

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