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Which Cancer Are You?

Ian, Max, or Joji?

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  1. It's a Friday night, what are you up to?

    Enjoying a nice dinner
    Enjoying a nice dinner
    Getting drinks with the boys
    Via ifunny.ca
    Getting drinks with the boys
    Via ifunny.ca
    Getting some pu$$y
    Getting some pu$$y
    Staying in, watching a movie probably
    Staying in, watching a movie probably
    Getting cozy with your favourite porno
    Getting cozy with your favourite porno
    GETTING LOOUUDDD
    GETTING LOOUUDDD
  2. What are you vlogging today?

    Your nerdy hobbies
    Your nerdy hobbies
    Too busy to vlog
    Too busy to vlog
    Whatever adventure you're on that day
    Whatever adventure you're on that day
  3. You finally have time to yourself. What do you do?

    Gaming
    Gaming
    Finally try out those sex toys you've been hoarding
    Finally try out those sex toys you've been hoarding
    Kick back, listen to music, maybe work on your own tracks
    Kick back, listen to music, maybe work on your own tracks
    Sort your card collection
    Sort your card collection
    Smoke a bit
    Via Instagram: sushitrash
    Smoke a bit
    Via Instagram: sushitrash
  4. You just came back from the doctor and have been diagnosed with...

    Depression
    Depression
    Multiple Personality Disorder
    Multiple Personality Disorder
    Osteoporosis
    Osteoporosis
    Alcoholism
    Alcoholism
    Cancer
    Cancer
    Autism
    Autism
  5. What's your relationship status?

    Single and ready to eat ass
    I've been dating someone for a few months now
    In a committed relationship, it hides the fact I'm not out of the closet yet
  6. You're out with some friends, what are you drinking?

    Cider, it's like beer but doesn't taste like shit
    Cider, it's like beer but doesn't taste like shit
    I don't drink. I don't do that shit.
    I don't drink. I don't do that shit.
    Pu$$y juice
    Pu$$y juice
    Long Island iced tea
    Long Island iced tea
    I'll have a beer or two, but that's it
    I'll have a beer or two, but that's it
    Anything stronger than 4.5%
    Anything stronger than 4.5%
  7. How are you most likely going to die?

    By consuming something that probably shouldn't be eaten
    Suicide
    By doing some stupid stunt
    Alcohol poisoning
    Cancer
  8. QUICK. You finally have the place for yourself for 10 minutes. What do you fap to??

    Hentai/Cartoon
    Hentai/Cartoon
    Nickelodeon Girls
    Nickelodeon Girls
    Anything in the sex toy category
    Anything in the sex toy category
    Jap Girls
    Jap Girls
    Whatever girls are streaming on Twitch atm
    Whatever girls are streaming on Twitch atm
    Anything with pu$$y, you're definitely not a closeted homosexual
    Anything with pu$$y, you're definitely not a closeted homosexual
  9. How do you get from point A to point B?

    A sick whip
    A sick whip
    Wheelchair
    Wheelchair
    Anything that suffices for those off-road adventures
    Anything that suffices for those off-road adventures
  10. What music are you blasting?

    EDM
    Rap
    Chillhop/Lo-fi
    Anything to silence the demons
    Otis McMusic by Otis McDonald
  11. Pick a dream career:

    Cop
    Cop
    Chef
    Chef
    Music Producer
    Music Producer
  12. Lastly, describe yourself:

    Naturally funny
    Cultured
    Popular/outgoing
    Nerdy
    The type of person to shoot up a school

Which Cancer Are You?

You got: iDubbbzGaming

Mommy and daddy got divorced and you got bullied. Please don't shoot up a school. Suicide hotline: 1-800-KillYourself

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You got: Joji Vlogs

You smoke cigs to inflate your ego to make up for your small jap dick

Joji Vlogs
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You got: Maxmoefoepokemon

You are a beautiful woman. 10/10 should do tranny porn.

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