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Which Cancer Are You?

Ian, Max, or Joji?

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  1. It's a Friday night, what are you up to?

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    Enjoying a nice dinner
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    Via ifunny.ca
    Getting drinks with the boys
    Via ifunny.ca
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    Getting some pu$$y
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    Staying in, watching a movie probably
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    Getting cozy with your favourite porno
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    GETTING LOOUUDDD
  2. What are you vlogging today?

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    Your nerdy hobbies
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    Too busy to vlog
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    Whatever adventure you're on that day
  3. You finally have time to yourself. What do you do?

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    Gaming
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    Finally try out those sex toys you've been hoarding
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    Kick back, listen to music, maybe work on your own tracks
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    Sort your card collection
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    Via Instagram: sushitrash
    Smoke a bit
    Via Instagram: sushitrash
  4. You just came back from the doctor and have been diagnosed with...

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    Depression
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    Multiple Personality Disorder
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    Osteoporosis
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    Alcoholism
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    Cancer
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    Autism
  5. What's your relationship status?

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    Single and ready to eat ass
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    I've been dating someone for a few months now
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    In a committed relationship, it hides the fact I'm not out of the closet yet
  6. You're out with some friends, what are you drinking?

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    Cider, it's like beer but doesn't taste like shit
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    I don't drink. I don't do that shit.
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    Pu$$y juice
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    Long Island iced tea
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    I'll have a beer or two, but that's it
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    Anything stronger than 4.5%
  7. How are you most likely going to die?

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    By consuming something that probably shouldn't be eaten
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    Suicide
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    By doing some stupid stunt
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    Alcohol poisoning
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    Cancer
  8. QUICK. You finally have the place for yourself for 10 minutes. What do you fap to??

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    Hentai/Cartoon
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    Nickelodeon Girls
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    Anything in the sex toy category
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    Jap Girls
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    Whatever girls are streaming on Twitch atm
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    Anything with pu$$y, you're definitely not a closeted homosexual
  9. How do you get from point A to point B?

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    A sick whip
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    Wheelchair
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    Anything that suffices for those off-road adventures
  10. What music are you blasting?

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    EDM
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    Rap
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    Chillhop/Lo-fi
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    Anything to silence the demons
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    Otis McMusic by Otis McDonald
  11. Pick a dream career:

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    Cop
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    Chef
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    Music Producer
  12. Lastly, describe yourself:

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    Naturally funny
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    Cultured
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    Popular/outgoing
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    Nerdy
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    The type of person to shoot up a school
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