5. Because, as the saying goes, a hot dog is your face-hole’s best friend.
6. It’s OK to spit whenever, wherever.
Thou shalt not leave the house without sunflower seeds.
9. Because everyone loves “Take Me Out To The Ballgame.”
12. Seeing if the Nationals can rebound with their new, young talent.
15. A-Rod is out for the season.
17. Enjoying another year of David Ortiz.
22. You’re weirdly curious to find out who’s juicing this year.
25. Tom Glavine, Greg Maddux, and Frank Thomas will be inducted into the baseball hall of fame in July.
30. Bustin’ out that rally cap.
- The Trump administration wants to send immigrants caught at the southern US border to Mexico even if they're not from the country.
- Several states will keep enforcing bans against transgender discrimination in schools after Trump withdrew guidelines protecting students.
- Police arrested at least 10 people on Wednesday as they began clearing out protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- And people with disabilities are having their photos stolen and Facebook isn't helping them.