I'm drinking Pinot Noir petting my catNone of your fucking business????? suck my assI'm out with my friends!!!!!!! fuck ya!!!1!11!!!1!111I'm not doing anything but I put make up on just in case a boy wants to have sex with meAlready back in my dorm because i threw up at pregame oops!
DX motz stix!!!!!!!!Sushivegetablescake;)))) :) :PFranks red hot sauce
Yeah im fucking fabulousno but ill b fine probably!No i accidentally dropped my phone in my own pissYes I don't feel my faceim better than ok
i love ppli literally hate everyonei have a select elite group of friendsi like to have sex w humansI have thrown up on over 2 humans
of course bitch this hoe ain't no fucking snitchif i like u........???..?when im drunk im gonna wanna tell it so bad but im not gonna bc im a good personno bitch im the worst like thati have a LOT of secrets!
honestly yeah i think im really funnyonly when im drunkwhat kind of fucking question is that of course bitchhumor is for poor peoplei can make jokes
size doesn't matter its all about presentationjust put it in me!ew whatI will not accept cock under 8 inchessolid 6 inches with some girth
Which Madison Are U????????????
Absolutely disgraceful. You are the kind of Madison that will take straight pulls from your tequila handle and somehow end up home safe by the end of the night. You are a fucking savage but honestly disgusting get your fucking life together and stop ordering Pad Thai from Chinese Kitchen at 2 am.
You think you're really fucking hot but honestly are way too confident and are probably a solid 7 on a good day. At least the booty poppin though ill give you that!
You're Madison and you are pissed. Either Jenny warmed up some very pungent Korean food, you have negative 6.00 dollars in your bank account, or you gained 4 pounds today after eating straight celery water for a week.
Ew really? Clearly you have to calm the fuck down. Your the kind of bitch that will get drunk af and order some shit online at 3 am even though you have negative monies. You think your bad as fuck but you're just like a regular white person that spends money on dumb shit. Get a job.
The Ultimate Madison. Congratulations. You are a crazy hoe with goodish intentions and you have A LOT to say. Work it gurl! You're a nood taking, drug lovin, alcohol vomiting, attention grabbing, weird ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take pride!!!!!!!!