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Which Madison Are U????????????

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  1. It's Thursday night......... what are u doing hoe??????

    I'm drinking Pinot Noir petting my cat
    None of your fucking business????? suck my ass
    I'm out with my friends!!!!!!! fuck ya!!!1!11!!!1!111
    I'm not doing anything but I put make up on just in case a boy wants to have sex with me
    Already back in my dorm because i threw up at pregame oops!
  2. What is your fave food?!?!

    DX motz stix!!!!!!!!
    Sushi
    vegetables
    cake;)))) :) :P
    Franks red hot sauce
  3. Are u ok????

    Yeah im fucking fabulous
    no but ill b fine probably!
    No i accidentally dropped my phone in my own piss
    Yes I don't feel my face
    im better than ok
  4. how do u feel about humans?

    i love ppl
    i literally hate everyone
    i have a select elite group of friends
    i like to have sex w humans
    I have thrown up on over 2 humans
  5. Can u keep a secret??

    of course bitch this hoe ain't no fucking snitch
    if i like u........???..?
    when im drunk im gonna wanna tell it so bad but im not gonna bc im a good person
    no bitch im the worst like that
    i have a LOT of secrets!
  6. Do u think your funny or something???

    honestly yeah i think im really funny
    only when im drunk
    what kind of fucking question is that of course bitch
    humor is for poor people
    i can make jokes
  7. whats your ideal penis size

    size doesn't matter its all about presentation
    just put it in me!
    ew what
    I will not accept cock under 8 inches
    solid 6 inches with some girth

Which Madison Are U????????????

You got: So Drunk That You Piss Yourself And Eat Jalapeño Cheetos In Your Bed Madison

Absolutely disgraceful. You are the kind of Madison that will take straight pulls from your tequila handle and somehow end up home safe by the end of the night. You are a fucking savage but honestly disgusting get your fucking life together and stop ordering Pad Thai from Chinese Kitchen at 2 am.

So Drunk That You Piss Yourself And Eat Jalapeño Cheetos In Your Bed Madison
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You got: Sexy as Fuck Madison

You think you're really fucking hot but honestly are way too confident and are probably a solid 7 on a good day. At least the booty poppin though ill give you that!

Sexy as Fuck Madison
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You got: Pissed as Shit Madison

You're Madison and you are pissed. Either Jenny warmed up some very pungent Korean food, you have negative 6.00 dollars in your bank account, or you gained 4 pounds today after eating straight celery water for a week.

Pissed as Shit Madison
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You got: Boujee Madison

Ew really? Clearly you have to calm the fuck down. Your the kind of bitch that will get drunk af and order some shit online at 3 am even though you have negative monies. You think your bad as fuck but you're just like a regular white person that spends money on dumb shit. Get a job.

Boujee Madison
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You got: Hermunchies.

The Ultimate Madison. Congratulations. You are a crazy hoe with goodish intentions and you have A LOT to say. Work it gurl! You're a nood taking, drug lovin, alcohol vomiting, attention grabbing, weird ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take pride!!!!!!!!

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