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    7 Inappropriate "Shrek" Jokes That You Totally Missed As A Kid

    "Shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE."

    1. The Duloc song

    As you sat there trying desperately to remember every word of this annoying song, your parents were trying not to laugh at subtle "ass" joke.

    2. Compensating Castle


    Shrek jokes that Lord Farquaad is overcompensating for something due to his extremely large castle. We imagine once Shrek saw him, he knew he was right.

    3. Robin Hood likes to get...


    During Robin Hood's jaunty little song where he tries to win over Fiona, he mentions that he likes "saucy little maids." As a kid you probably didn't pick up on the fact that his men weren't going to say "paid" before Robin interrupted them although we can bet it sure rhymed with that.

    4. Lord Farquaad gets excited


    After watching a video of Fiona on repeat on the magic mirror, Lord Farquaad looks under the blanket, and well...

    5. Snow White's not easy


    While going over the potential choices for Lord Farquaad, the Magic Mirror says that "although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy." WOW. Well that's... good.

    6. Donkey's dream


    Donkey was having a pretty NSFW dream before Shrek woke him up. I would really love to go back and remember what I thought that dream was about as a kid.

    7. And Lord what?


    People have realized that Lord Farquaad's name sounds an awful lot like "fuckwad." Whether or not this was intentional remains to be seen. It's hilarious though, and definitely not something you noticed as a kid.

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