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Which SLC Sleuth Are You?

It's that time of year again where Maddy (& Dan) get bored enough to actually put effort into this bullshit. Go crazy.

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  1. First thing's first: who's your favorite?
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    Carson
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    Andy
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    Lia
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    Maddy
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    Matt
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    Caroline
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    Duncan
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    Dan
  2. Bates Brunch: What are you doing?
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    Not eating anything.
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    Your bike is broken.
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    Complaining about how you're the most talented person you know.
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    Avoiding the person you hooked up with the night before.
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    Complaining about the blue room.
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    Sitting quietly.
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    Pining after the guy she saw at the blue room.
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    Still high.
  3. What's your romantic deal breaker?
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    Has a personality.
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    Taller than you.
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    Funnier than you.
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    Has a dick.
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    Isn't Carson.
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    Quieter than you.
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    Gayer than you.
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    Mumford & Sons.
  4. What are you doing after you graduate?
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    Theater Outreach.
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    Moving to California, or else.
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    Older men on Grindr.
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    Fucking off to Tanzania. Alone.
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    Recording your pop album.
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    Moving in with your sugar mama. And she's paying for grad school.
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    Auditioning for Disney's next Broadway show.
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    Moving back home.
  5. How do you show the rest of the sleuths you care?
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    Birthday memes.
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    Making an appearance.
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    Dating Carson.
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    *pat pat* don't cry.
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    Cry when they cry.
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    Sit quietly, but you're definitely listening.
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    Give REALLY good advice.
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    Smoke them out.
  6. What's your spirit animal?
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    A gym bro.
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    Horseshoe Crab.
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    Hawk.
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    A unicorn or a mermaid or some shit like that.
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    My stupid dog.
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    King Charles Cavalier.
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    Patti Lupone.
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    Spirit animals are cultural appropriation.
  7. Who's your idol?
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    I don't like anyone.
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    Dan's mom.
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    Carson.
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    I'm my own idol.
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    Boys. Any of them. All of them.
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    James Horowitz.
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    Oney Cartoons
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    Any 20GAYTEEN pop star.
  8. It's Saturday night at Slo 4: what are you doing?
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    Spilling drinks on people.
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    Fighting someone.
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    Being embarrassed by your friends.
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    Sneaking cigarettes.
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    Ditching at 11.
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    Where?
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    Party hopping.
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    Leaving to smoke and not coming back.
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