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Captain Sabertooth and the Treasure of Lama Rama is hands down, absolutely the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. I watched it with my brother and we'd have to pause it because we were bent over laughing over the pure unadulterated stupidity of it. It's honestly difficult to comprehend… Read More

I wish the novel I've always wanted to write would finally exist.

I was in a show where I was playing the wife, and my husband and I were sing-talking to a police officer, who is about to release us from custody. Well my husband accidentally skipped to the very end of the song, after the police officer had released us, and the police officer was… Read More

I was Madame Thenardier in Les Mis. In the wedding scene, the Thenardiers crash the party, and I was wearing a huge ridiculous dress. Well apparently my dresser didn't fasten it properly, because it started falling off my body when I was dancing and laughing. So I'm practically topless,… Read More

I played Madame Thenardier in Les Miserables and when I started singing my bit in the robbery scene, and the orchestra played a different song?? Somehow??? So I had to improvise a melody so that o could say what I was supposed to say. I was internally freaking out but my cast mates… Read More

I have a bunch so take your pick. One time I was standing in front of a large wooden wall in a street scene where I was selling flowers. Well it was not secured properly and FELL ON MY HEAD in the middle of the scene. My body was the only thing keeping this wall up. So although… Read More

"Now that she was silent and dead and still, he could no longer remember why he had killed her." ~ Barry Lyga, Game (Which is absolutely filled with creepy unsettling sentences)

One of my favorite Disney/Pixar theories is that the people on the spaceship in Wall-E are all cannibals. It totally messed with my mind! It's a really amazing, super well thought-out, WTH theory by the crazy Film Theory creator MatPat on YouTube.