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The movies, not the books, spider monkey.

On the left, some mac and cheese, and on the right, Edward from Twilight sparkling in the sun labeled this is the skin of a killer, Bella

De las películas, no de los libros, mono araña.

Entonces, Crepúsculo. Romántica. Icónica. De lobos. De vampiros. De brillitos. Y repleta de frases ingeniosas que harán que tus órganos se conviertan en polvo dentro de la cáscara de tu cuerpo sin alma.

Si has visto una sola de las películas, sabrás que la película está repleta de esas citas que salen de la nada. Es un auténtico FESTIVAL DE VERGÜENZA AJENA, especialmente cuando se ve con un escéptico que no entiende el encanto, el impacto cultural y el profundo arte de la franquicia de cinco películas.

Hay que reconocer que las películas pueden ser un poco exageradas. Pero incluso estas dolorosas frases tienen su tiempo y su lugar. Aventúrate en estas extrañas preguntas que te proponemos a continuación para descubrir qué cita expresa mejor tu esencia interior. ¡Tienes toda mi bendición para hacer del resultado tu nuevo lema de vida!

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Lo creas o no, hay una cita de la "Saga Crepúsculo" totalmente extraña que encaja con tu estilo

Believe It Or Not, There's A Totally Bizarre "Twilight Saga" Quote That Matches Your Vibe

So, Twilight. Romantic. Iconic. Wolf-y. Vampire-y. Sparkly. And full of one-liners that'll make your organs shrivel up into powder within the husk of your soulless body.

If you've watched a single one of the films, you know that the movie is filled with these gut-punch quotes that come out of nowhere. It is a bonafide CRINGEFEST, especially when watching with a skeptic who just doesn't understand the allure, cultural impact, and deep artistry of the five-film franchise.

Admittedly, the films can be a little much. But even these painful one-liners have their time and place! Venture into these bizarre questions below to find out which quote most expresses your inner essence. You have my full blessing to make the result your new life motto!

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Which Twilight Saga Quote Are You Quiz

It's Time To Find Out Which Wild "Twilight Saga" Quote Matches Your Energy

Someone hands you a $100 bill that you must spend in a bizarre way. What do you do with it?

Pick a food or beverage that's nauseating to watch someone consume.

Pick an earworm you would pay serious money to never have to hear again.

Which totally legit high school yearbook superlative rings true for you today?

How are you going to procrastinate?

Pick a vice!

Finally, which *Twilight* character could slide in your DMs anytime? *controversial opinions only*

From the mouth of Edward, this line of pure poetry – rivaling Byron, Wordsworth, Yeats, etc. – rippled across the universe and "unconditionally and irrevocably" changed the course of an asteroid hurtling toward earth, saving humanity. Like a spider monkey and Bella Swan, you also hold tight to the things you love, which is why this fits you so well. Hope you're not afraid of heights!

"You better hold on tight, spider monkey."

There's nothing like being greeted by a friend you haven't seen in a while, which Jacob Black proves time and time again when he wraps Bella in his fiery arms and lets this line rip. There's a simplicity to this phrase that belies its finesse – it's not just "where have you been," but "where the HELL have you been," expressing Jacob's incredulity, his longing, his joy. The "loca" is the icing on the cake – only someone who knows you better than you know yourself could comfortably call you that. Either way, you dream about a friend welcoming you with even HALF this enthusiasm someday. Your time will come!

"Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?"

From the cold, undead, and oh-so sparkly lips of Edward, this quote offered a juxtaposition that is unrivaled in any modern media. The tantalizing panes of his chest, glittering like a Claire's lipgloss, lived in sharp contrast to the deadly ease with which he uprooted a sapling only moments later. It was a Ke$ha concert, and it was a death metal mosh pit. You, too, are drawn to bright and shiny things – just watch out for fangs!

*sparkles in agony* "This is the skin of a killer, Bella."

Picture this: you carry a monster-child to term despite almost all your family cautioning you against it, said monster-child almost kills you during birth, you're barely saved by your new hubby and have to undergo days of an agonizing vampire venom transformation...and when you wake, you find out your BFF has nicknamed your beloved monster-child after a giant mythological dinosaur. Bella was pissed when she said this, and, yeah, you'd be, too! Honestly, of all the out-of-left-field "Twilight" lines, this one's perhaps the most understandable. You're sensitive about nicknames, and you're on Bella's side! Except when it comes to naming the child Renesmee in the first place.

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!"

There's nothing sexier than being compared to a substance, and nobody does it better than Edward. This was *the* quote that sealed the deal and made Bella realize how desirable her blood was. It's also a great example of a simile – after decades in high school, Edward has his grammar down! This quote inspired a whole generation of love letters, wedding vows, and pledges of undying affection. All your lover has to do is say these words, and they'll win your heart forevermore!

"You're like my own personal brand of heroin."

There's another famous monkey line in the "Twilight Saga," and this isn't the more notorious of the two. It is, however, grossly underrated. Delivered with eyebrow-waggling oomph from Rosalie, it tells us EVERYTHING we need to know about her relationship with Emmett. And it's kind of admirable that her mind can make the jump from baseball to monkeys so easily – you get the sense this isn't the first time she's said it. In fact, this whole family is obsessed with primates. This is the sort of thing you, too, would say while watching your partner nail a home run, or nail a nail, or really any sort of activity that requires movement.

"My monkey man..."

This cute little exchange between Rosalie and Emmett solidified a dynamic between Bella and Rosie that would last for the next three films, PLUS raised the question of Bella's dubious lineage: *is* she even Italian? Emmett's reasoning is sound, but Bella's unwillingness to suck it up and eat a second meal kiiiiiiinda makes her seem ungrateful, NGL. If you got this result, it's because you, too, are the kind of person who'd assume someone was Italian because their name is Bella. And that's not a bad thing, necessarily, but it's maybe not logic you should offer aloud.

"Is she even Italian?" "Her name's Bella."

The most romantic string of words in the English language? These, from the mind and mouth of Edward Cullen. We love a pro-oxygenation king, and throughout the franchise, Edward makes it clear he's a big fan! You've longed for a partner who will pledge their undying love to you just for doing the Bare Minimum, the most basic of functions that your body's designed to do. When you found these words, you found your answer. Now you've just gotta wait for someone to say them! (Bella's a lucky mouth-breathing b!#$h!)

"You give me everything just by breathing."

Everyone loves a good play on words, and nobody in the entire "Twilight" universe is punnier than Embry. This is the guy you'd want to pass notes with in class, to join you on trivia night, or share an armrest with on a plane. You, too, enjoy a good turn of phrase – when Jacob morphed into a deadly dog right before Bella's eyes, you were thinking this just as Embry said it! Together, you would be an unstoppable force, sowing groan-worthy seeds of wisdom far and wide.

"I guess the wolf's out of the bag!"

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Believe It Or Not, There's A Totally Bizarre "Twilight Saga" Quote That Matches Your Vibe

So, Twilight. Romantic. Iconic. Wolf-y. Vampire-y. Sparkly. And full of one-liners that'll make your organs shrivel up into powder within the husk of your soulless body.

Admittedly, the films can be a little much. But even these painful one-liners have their time and place! Venture into these bizarre questions below to find out which quote most expresses your inner essence. You have my full blessing to make the result your new life motto!

This post is an entry in BuzzFeed’s 2nd Annual Community Summer Writers’ Challenge, where you can earn $$$ for creating your own lists and quizzes published through September 15, 2022! Check out alllll the details here. 👀

Believe It Or Not, There's A Totally Bizarre "Twilight Saga" Quote That Matches Your Vibe

So, Twilight. Romantic. Iconic. Wolf-y. Vampire-y. Sparkly. And full of one-liners that'll make your organs shrivel up into powder within the husk of your soulless body.

Admittedly, the films can be a little much. But even these painful one-liners have their time and place! Venture into these bizarre questions below to find out which quote most expresses your inner essence. You have my full blessing to make the result your new life motto!

This post is an entry in BuzzFeed’s 2nd Annual Community Summer Writers’ Challenge, where you can earn $$$ for creating your own lists and quizzes published through September 15, 2022! Check out alllll the details here. 👀

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