Hand over the whiskey.Diet Coke
Add a lemon, please.Drink? Pass, where's the buffet?
Waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles.Tea!
But, make it to-go.Water's fine
gotta take my meds with water.Coffee, now.
I've been up for 2 days straight working on this project.
Keep it to yourself
Try to handle it without involving anyone else. No need to get others into a whole mess if you can do it yourself.Tell one person you can trust
You aren't entirely sure how to handle the situation, so better see what your trusted friend thinks.Everyone needs to know immediately
This information is way over my head and it needs to go to someone who can handle it.Get some clarity from the source
See what his/ her intention is with this information and what you're supposed to do with it. You're a little nervous about it, but you're qualified to handle it before going to someone else.Freak out, then handle it calmly
This shit is huge. First you freak publicly, then you pull it together and execute the problem.Call a meeting
Grab a group of your most trusted friends/ senior most coworkers, and lay out the information you have. Offer pros and cons to handling the situation, but definitely express your personal input.
Lay a one liner on them and storm out
Tear into him/her with some short, emotional truth and get the hell out of there. You're pissed and not afraid to let him/her know.Taunt them with it
You want to make them feel bad for what they did, so you find subtle ways to remind them of your pain every day.Hold it in until you're drunk
You're pretty good on bottling your emotions until you have a cocktail and it all comes pouring out. Whatever you said drunk, you've been feeling for a while.Get over it.
Love? Sack up and get back to work.Get physical
Punch that asshole square in the face and move on.Lash out and apologize later
You can't help but get a little emotional and lash out beyond reason. But, you'll apologize later and it somehow is your fault again.
Offer some advice, but not without telling them their mistake first
You hate seeing your friend hurt, but you've got to set him/her straight for next time. It's all out of love.Drink it out
Buy them a drink and let your company be the consoler.Be there
See that they're hurting, and just sit by them. You listen and don't speak. You only give advice when asked.Do something to take away their pain
Maybe you buy them a vacation to get away, maybe you take the fall for them. Whatever you do, it's all about them and not about you.Give shitty advice, but at least you're trying
Sometimes you don't know what the answer is, but you want to help anyway. Offer up something that may blow up later, but all with the right intention.Be harsh, offer little comfort
You've got to be direct with your friend, so you say it how it is and don't consider how it may make them feel. You only do it to help.
Scream at them. Real loud. Whatever you say usually doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's all out there.Drop knowledge
Do whatever you can to make them look like the dumbass that they are.Let it slide
You know they're completely stupid. But you nod your head and allow them to think otherwise.Get tongue tied
You want to nail them but can't think of the right thing to say in the moment. You usually think of something better later on.Fight the good fight
Stand up for what you believe in and speak your mind. Sometimes, it doesn't always work in your favor.Pour a drink and let the alcohol do the talking
Everyone is ridiculous and you need a shot of something to stay sane.
I run the meeting
I call everyone together and keep the order.I've got tons of ideas
Not altogether welcome ideas, but I've got a million of them to share.I've got other meetings to run, probably don't go
You've got a lot of people under you, so you're not always present for the big meetings.Sit back, wait until I'm needed
No need to insert myself until I'm neededI'll counter everyone's ideas
Gotta keep everyone on their toesI'm the boss. I don't need to go to meetings
Just send me a memo when it's done
The top public education aroundCambridge
All about those ivy leaguesNorthwestern
the students are one-of-a-kindCollege? Psh.
Try joining the army after high school.Didn't go to college
I was busy emigrating to the US
Internet enabled phone
Gotta check my emails, gotta stay connectedAccess to a computer
My work requires access to a computer 24/7My crush
It's important I see my crush on a daily basis. One day I'll build the courage to ask him/her out...Whiskey
Alcohol in arm's reach is essential.Fooooooood
Give me food.A hiding spot when shit goes wrong
You never know when you might need a quick escape
I have absolutely no social skill
It's like I'm a robot in conversation that doesn't have to do with work.I don't really care
I don't think I'm the best but I don't give a shit either way. People like me or they don't.So, so
Sometimes I'm great, other times I'm a wreck. Depends on the day and the person.I have great social ability
I can manage with every personality type. Just check my dating history.I can function in social settings. But I'd rather finish up some work.
There's always something else I could be working on instead.I'm very expressive in social settings
Maybe a little too expressive, but I regularly engage in social situations nonetheless.
There's an apex predator out there...his name is Big Foot.Please tell me you're kidding
I'll pretend like that's a joke and move onDid you really just fucking ask me that?
What did you just say?You've just wasted 5 seconds of my life on that question
Go away nowHa, you're an idiot
I'm telling everyone about this