• Will badger you for Candy Crush lives.
• Will share their Netflix and HBO GO password.
• Bring host gifts anytime they come to your apartment even though they've been there a dozen times.
• Will be honest at the end of a date and not say "we should do this again" when they obviously aren't going to call.
• Will like all of your Instagram photos even though they don't really think they're good.
• Like pineapple on their pizza.
• Will wait at the end of a marathon to watch their friend finish even though its 7 a.m.
• Still love much doge.
• Hoard episodes of Hoarders on the DVR.
• Own Cosmos on Blu-ray.
• Defend Taylor Swift because she "just wants to find love."
• Will go see your stand-up show.
• Always want to play flip cup.
• Will randomly break out in song and dance whether it's appropriate or not.
• Watch Glee reruns.
• Eat breakfast for every meal of the day.
• Give you their leftovers when they're finished.
• Offer to split the bill evenly even though they only got a side salad and everybody else had like a whole meal plus appetizers and beverages and the dessert (which they tried a little bit of but didn't, like, eat an equal portion of, you know?)
• Won't judge you for unironically watching Twilight.
• Still hug you if you're sick.
• Think Spider-Man 3 wasn't that bad.
• Would be most likely to huffle-puff-puff-pass.
• Are most likely to hook up at Comic-Con.
• Remember your parents' names.
• Don't just go to alumni events for free food and alcohol.
• Make a living off of their famous internet cat.
• Genuinely use Facebook to find old high school friends.
• Will honestly and thoroughly fill out their LinkedIn account.
• Will fight with you about how realistic movies are.
• Say there is no difference between spaghetti and shaped pasta.
• Plan and attend young adult networking events.
• Keep all of their vacation days to use in one chunk on a large, well-planned trip.
• Still watch Grey's Anatomy.
• Point out the producer in the background of The Bachelor.
• Run a separate Instagram for their food.
• Are total closet hotties.
• Will raise their hand with a question right before class is dismissed.
• Have sex in the library.
• Have an Einstein poster in their dorm.
• Win trivia on a team called "Hallows Be Our Game."
• Write a think piece about Kanye West.
• Eat full-fat yogurt.
• Are big fans of "superfoods".
• Still buy vinyl.
• Go as a pun for Halloween.
• Would run to become the treasurer of a sorority or fraternity.
• Call out your grammatical error on a Facebook post.
• Tell you that you shouldn't get a dog yet.
• Are unironically obsessed with the royal family.
• Wear Rugby (the brand) but have never played Rubgy (the sport).
• Name their kids after a young adult fiction character.
• Date a professor.
• Can actually successfully follow Pinterest hair tutorials.
• Post an article that they only half-read to show their support.
• Say that they aren't using your Netflix account but they really are.
• Run a Tumblr for HBO Go passwords.
• Use the comment section to yell at the author.
• Will slow clap for you when you come home in the clothing you wore the night before.
• Don't argue when someone offers to pick up the check.
• Will stay up and watch all of Orange Is the New Black in the first night and then spoil it for everyone the next morning.
• Will creepselfie celebs on the street.
• Write their own Cards Against Humanity deck.
• Take a BuzzFeed quiz over and over until they get the result that they want. Share that result.
• Ran an illegal Butterbeer phrostie business.
• Say Ari Gold is their role model.
• Don't tag spoilers on Tumblr.
• Finish the milk and put the container back in the fridge.
• When someone is like, "Does this make me look fat?" they don't even look up they just say yes.
• Are most likely to use #ootd (outfit of the day).
• Tell you a food is vegetarian even if it's made with meat broth.
• Are your boss.
• Don't front enough money when you're splitting the bill at a big dinner.
• Identify with Walter White.
• Have a piece of clothing with ***flawless on it.
• Text back "k."
• Use the word basic excessively.
• Were a beloved child actor.
• Look you right in the eye before taking the last slice of pizza.
• Make fun of you for liking Jay Z because that's not "real rap."
• Do it for the Vine.
• Kill the bug/mouse/whatever's creepy crawling in your room.
• Celebrate their birthday for a whole week.
• Sing Journey at karaoke.
• Yell "Free Bird" at a concert.
• Name their Wi-Fi "The Chamber of Secrets."
• Protest a Westboro Baptist Church protest.
• Know only one song on guitar *anyway here's some "Wonderwall"*
• Go to a sporting event in the middle of winter in a bikini/no shirt and facepaint.
• Organize a themed pub crawl.
• Try to convince people (and fail) that they're not drunk when they obviously are.
• Try CrossFit.
• Initiate a game of "Never Have I Ever" during a college party.
• Chase shots with other shots.
• Get a tattoo after losing a bet.
• Live for Transformation (Transfiguration) Tuesday.
• Get overly competitive at Risk.
• Drink cheap beer and slap the bag.
• Dominate at beer pong.
• Don't make their bed because they say, "I'm just going to get back into it at the end of the day anyway."
• Say Miley Cyrus is lame but sing every word to "Wrecking Ball."
• Audition for American Idol with one of the judge's songs.
• End up in the wizarding version of Magic Mike.
• Have a pull-up bar hanging from their doorframe.
• Still watch the World Cup after their team loses.