“Well I feel like if pizza is your favorite drunk food then it says that you’re a real slice-of-life kind of guy or girl and that you’re ready to get your piece of the pie. It also means you’re ready to put it into your face as quickly as humanly possible.
If you make a pizzadilla, though, it says you couldn’t choose between pizza or a quesadilla so you got the best of both worlds by making them into one.”
7. Indian Food
“Eating Indian food when you’re drunk means you are very well-traveled and have a diverse palate and you also won’t wake up as hungover because Indian food has a lot of turmeric and turmeric has a lot of anti-inflammatory properties. It’s basically like taking an aspirin. I’m a doctor!”
8. Ice Cream
“If you’re drunk and eating bowls and bowls of ice cream it means that you are my friend Sarah. It means that you’re a Disney princess and you’ve had your heart broken for the first time. It also means that you’re probably mourning a breakup and questionably drinking white wine under a blanket and watching Frozen.”
9. Chinese Food
“If you’re drunk and making Chinese food then what are you doing? Seriously, like what are you doing? You’re supposed to order it. Seriously, what’re you doing?
Also sidebar: I’m sorry for that photo. Kids born before ’90s, this is supposed to be a phone.”
My Drunk Kitchen is available now! The doctor says you should go buy it.
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