1. Your loved one runs through the entire airport to reach you.
2. Your hair looks flawless without you doing anything to it.
3. Someone you are not dating writes you a letter every single day for a year.
4. You manage to eat spaghetti while looking sexy and without getting sauce all over your shirt.
5. Something explodes and people are able to just walk away from the fire.
6. You get a letter in the mail that says you're a wizard.
7. Fights are so organized that you can take time to show off first.
8. Your dog talks to you in your native language.
9. You see someone in the mirror who wasn't there before.
10. You take off your glasses and immediately become the most popular and beautiful girl at school.
11. Something awesome happens, so you get your own flash mob.
12. You can randomly fluently speak a language you've never heard before.
13. Animals are allowed to do normal human things.
14. You jump huge distances but are never injured.
15. You grow up in a montage format.
16. No matter how many bullets are fired, you never get hit.
17. DNA is decoded immediately.
18. You are able to get dressed and undressed without getting stuck in the wrong pant leg and falling over.
19. You're able to eloquently say how you feel about someone without making an idiot of yourself or freaking anyone out.
20. Kissing in the rain is romantic and not at all cold and horrible.
21. You scream, "Follow that cab!" and it works.
22. Your jam comes on and everyone at the party can do a coordinated dance routine to it.
23. An angel and devil appear to help you make important decisions.
In real life that is called your mother.