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27 Things Jewish Moms Love

Where are you? Did you eat? Are you safe? Are you warm?

1. Pretending to be good at technology...

2. ...but still using AOL.

3. Coupons on designer goods.

4. Nice Jewish boys.

5. Always having a sweater.

6. Grandkids.

7. Using your dad as a messenger.

8. When there is no line at the bagel shop on Sunday morning.

9. Questions.

10. Complaining about hot flashes.

11. Being "the cool mom."

12. JDate.

13. Cooking competition TV.

14. Stating everything they hear as fact.

15. Negotiating.

16. Barbra Streisand.

17. Complaining but not doing anything about it.

18. Broadway tunes.

19. That boyfriend you no longer want to date.

20. Worrying about your health.

21. And diagnosing you when you're sick.

22. Being passive-aggressive.

23. Manicures.

24. Worrying that you haven't eaten enough.

25. Asking if you're hungry.

26. Feeding you if you are.

27. Feeding you if you aren't.

But you wouldn't have it any other way. Because Jewish moms are the best moms.