8. It won’t be. It’ll just be New York.
9. You will want to play with every dog you meet.
16. The farmers market will always seem like a good idea, but you’ll shop at the bodega anyway.
23. And their dog.
26. You’ll pass a restaurant that has a B or below health rating and think I’d literally never go there.
30. You will complain about calorie counts listed in restaurants but still eat there anyway.
36. Your jacket pockets will be filled with subway cards.
37. Your bag will be filled with a ton of loose change because you always use your credit card to pay.
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