Definitive Proof That Robert Pattinson’s Jawline Is The Most Important Thing To Ever Happen
Working theory: Rob's jaw can kill a man.
This is Robert Pattinson.
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And this is Robert Pattinson's jaw.
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Rumor has it that it's made of cold, hard steel.
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Some say that God rested on the seventh day but that's obviously a lie. He clearly created Robert Pattinson on the seventh day.
It's like some type of God joke.
To show what would happen if humans were made out of iron...
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And marble.
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Ha ha good one God!
BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS THING.
You could cut carrots on it.
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Screaming break!
AHHHHHHHH
You could get injured with it.
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It should come with a warning.
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"May cause fainting..."
"And missing fingers."
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It just hurts so good.
If there were to be a worldwide disaster...
Robert Pattinson's jaw could save the world.
And probably repopulate it.
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And to be honest, we'd all be better off.
So thank you Rob and Rob's parents and also God, for giving us the jawline to end all jawlines.
