1. So naturally, we had to put him on things.
2. Like on our editorial staff.
3. And this old man turtle.
5. And with himself, last time he went naked.
Less fire and penis this time though.
6. And him taking a shit in someone’s chimney.
The alternative Santa Claus story.
7. On the Polar Vortex that is attacking the east coast.
8. In this chicken curry in a bowl that looks like a toilet.
9. In an on going loop of Skarsgard pooping FOREVER.
10. On HOVA’s shoulder.
11. On a block of fruit ice that a bear is enjoying.
12. Now use this transparent png to make your own!
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