It all started with this glorious picture of Alexander Skarsgard sitting on a toilet at the South Pole after he raced Prince Harry there in December 2013.
So naturally, we had to put him on things.
Like on our editorial staff.
And this old man turtle.
And with ScarJo.
And with himself, last time he went naked.
And him taking a shit in someone's chimney.
On the Polar Vortex that is attacking the east coast.
In this chicken curry in a bowl that looks like a toilet.