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    Jake Gyllenhaal, Your Headphones Are Not Food

    It can be confusing. But we're here to help.

    Dear Jake Gyllenhaal, I noticed that you've developed a new snacking habit that is rather worrisome.


    Don't worry. We're here to help. But let's not beat around the bush, Jake. Your iPhone headphones are not food.

    Bowery Boys / Splash News

    They will not give you sustenance.

    Felipe Ramales / Splash News

    They are not filled with nutritional value.

    Alo Ceballos / FilmMagic

    You know what you can eat? Pancakes.

    Grilled cheese.

    Even a salad would be fine.

    But headphones, not so much. k?

    Elder Ordonez /

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