1. OH I'M SORRY, WAS THE SPRINT TOO EASY FOR YOU?
2. THAT'S COOL BUT THAT'S NOT HOW ARMS ARE BUILT.
3. THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW TO SIT IN A BOAT.
4. YEAH SURE, WHATEVER.
5. YOU'RE ON YOUR TOES? GUESS WHO ELSE WENT UP ON THEIR TOES? KATE WINSLET IN TITANIC AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT MOVIE ENDED.
6. IT'S GOING TO SNAP. IT'S GOING TO SNAP.
7. THAT'S...OKAY THAT'S JUST COOL.
8. HOW IS YOUR LEG CONNECTED TO YOUR BODY?!
9. *SLOW CLAPS*
10. THAT JUST LOOKS PAINFUL.
11. THERE ARE REAL HUMANS IN THIS RACE, KATIE. YOU'RE MAKING THEM ALL FEEL REALLY BAD.
12. I ONCE FELL DOWN GETTING OFF THE COUCH. YOU'RE JUMPING IN THE OLYMPICS. IT'S FINE.
13. YOU'RE ALMOST SIDEWAYS! HOW ARE YOU NOT MORE STRESSED ABOUT THIS?!
14. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?
15. THIS IS THE GIRL WHO ALWAYS WINS AT LIMBO.
16. THIS JUST MAKES ME NERVOUS.
17. *SCREAMING INTERNALLY*
18. PLEASE STOP, YOUR ARMS ARE GOING TO RIP OFF OF YOUR BODY.
19. THAT'S NOT NORMAL.
20. HOW ARE YOU OVER THE WATER AND ALSO IN THE WATER?!
21. WHATEVER. YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL.
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