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    76 Seconds In The Brain Of Someone With ADD

    Sometimes it's hard to... whoa did you guys see that?!

    1. I wonder how many years it would take for me to go to every restaurant in this entire city.

    2. Holy shit, I'm so tired.

    3. I didn't sleep enough last night.

    4. I wonder why I didn't sleep enough last night.

    5. I wonder if I should talk to someone about that.

    6. I wonder where you find someone to talk to about things like sleeping.

    7. I should wear more red.

    8. I wonder what that person would look like.

    9. How old is old now?

    10. Oh wait, never mind. Better question: How young is young now?

    11. At what age do kids get their cell phones?

    12. Wait, where are my shoes?

    13. I wonder what my ex is doing right now.

    14. God I love Leonardo DiCaprio.

    15. Oh, there are my shoes.

    16. What, where did this tab come from? * clicks eighth tab in browser *

    17. Oh it's this dog learning how to wear a harness. OMG that's so fucking cute.

    18. Maybe I should re-watch some of his old films.

    19. Maybe I shouldn't and should just go see Wolf of Wall Street instead.

    20. I should bookmark that photo so I don't forget it.

    21. Did you see the poster for that movie?

    22. Jonah Hill looks great.

    23. He's really killing it now.

    24. Sometimes I feel bad for doubting him.

    25. Oh, note to self: I should get flowers for the front table.

    26. He was good in Superbad.

    27. Sometimes I forget Emma Stone was in that.

    28. Emma Stone is the shit.

    29. I want to go to brunch with Emma Stone.

    30. Wait, what is that sound?

    31. Where do you find a best friend like Emma Stone?

    32. I wish there were some type of store you could go to get friends like her.

    33. I wonder what aisle she'd be in.

    34. Maybe she'd be next to the snack options.

    35.* Checks bookmarks * What is this link?

    36. * Opens the same photo of the dog *

    37. OMG THIS DOG IS SO CUTE. I LOVE HIM.

    38. Right, Emma Stone. That'd be cool; it'd be like when you went to Blockbuster and the candy and the popcorn were right there so you could get it when you get your movie.

    39. I can't believe Blockbuster stayed around as long as it did.

    40. I need to pee.

    41. I wonder if anyone who worked at Blockbuster used to watch Netflix at home.

    42. I wonder what Beyonce and Jay Z talk about when they're by themselves.

    43. I feel like they really love each other.

    44. I can't imagine them breaking up.

    45. Jason Derulo.

    46. But really what do we know about celebrities?

    47. Is it good to eat coconut or not? I can't remember.

    48. I should start a blog.

    49. * Makes a blog *

    50. Is that my phone ringing?

    51. I can't even remember what life was like without the internet.

    52. How did our parents go to college without computers?

    53. I wonder if today's twentysomethings could pass college back then.

    54. Hulu Plus is such a scam you have to pay for it AND watch commercials.

    55. I should smoke more weed.

    56. But really, whose phone is that?

    57. I'm hungry.

    58. I wonder what I should eat.

    59. I should go grocery shopping.

    60. When was the last time I cut my toenails?

    61. Why doesn't Seamless allow you to use cash online?

    62. Maybe I should just go out and pick up food.

    63. I should check how many vacation days I have left this year.

    64. Is it really necessary to wear pants to go outside?

    65. I wonder what happened to my blog.

    66. Crap, what is my password?

    67. OK, I'll just hit resend password.

    68. Oh shit, I never answered this email.

    69. Oh god, I didn't answer this one either.

    70. I wonder if animals were humans if they would feel naked without clothing on.

    71. I wonder if society just decided we didn't have to wear clothing what would happen.

    72. I wouldn't want to sit on a seat on the subway that some naked ass sat on.

    73. I don't want to go out tonight.

    74. If Siri was a real person, would she be attractive?

    75. I'm tired.

    76. Oh cool, a text message.