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    14 People Who Will Probably Riot In The Streets If Bryan Wins "The Bachelorette"

    Literally all of us.

    1. This person who said what we were all thinking.

    "Bryan's a charmer. But I don't think there's that sincerity factor." #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @bachbrack

    *scream internally*

    2. This person praising Peter for showing us how it's done.

    Bryan, this is how you kiss and not look LIKE A DAMN MONSTER #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @BrettSVergara

    *slams head against wall*

    3. This person who'd had just about enough.

    “I don’t want to be sitting here with you right now, I’m not gonna lie," says Peter to Bryan. "SAME!," I yell at my TV. #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @emmaladyrose

    *angrily shakes fist*

    4. This justifiably suspicious person.

    *bryan says anything* Me: hmmm sounds fake #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @Swainsch

    *gives major sideye*

    5. This person who made a flawless Arrested Development comparison.

    I've seen Bryan and his mom before #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @SlerzD

    *shuts hand in car door*

    6. This person who is just trying to look out for Rachel.

    Dear Rachel, BRYAN IS NOT THE ONE Sincerely, A concerned Sister #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @rabblues

    *sips tea*

    7. This person who is giving ABC an ultimatum.

    She's going to pick Bryan and I don't want to watch the show anymore. #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @teganreyes

    *rolls eyes*

    8. This person gagging at their kisses.

    This is all I see when Bryan kisses Rachel #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @Shcali

    *chokes back vomit*

    9. This person who appreciates Peter's shade.

    Peter: I don't like Bryan. He has his Miami swagger. But in Miami, they have fake hair, fake asses, and fake cheeks…

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @marissad415

    *throws brick through TV*

    10. This person who respects the hell out of Rachel's family.

    All of us when Rachel's family calls Bryan out on being fake #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @cassiegrimm3

    *stubs toe on table leg*

    11. And this person who finds Rachel's sister particularly relatable.

    me whenever Bryan opens his mouth #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @remixquits

    *wimpers softly*

    12. This person having a harsh realization.

    Me looking at Eric expressing his love when I know it's either Peter or Bryan winning this. #TheBachelorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @L_Shera_

    *cries into pillow*

    13. This person who described Bryan's facial expressions.

    When you thought your fart was going to be silent but it wasn't. #TheBachlorette

    Twitter / Via Twitter: @MackenzieBender

    *flips table*

    14. And the person who had this terrifying realization.


    Twitter / Via Twitter: @titohollis

    *audibly gasps*

    But we can all agree on one thing...ANYONE BUT BRYAN.

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