1. This person who said what we were all thinking.
"Bryan's a charmer. But I don't think there's that sincerity factor." #TheBachelorette
*scream internally*
2. This person praising Peter for showing us how it's done.
Bryan, this is how you kiss and not look LIKE A DAMN MONSTER #TheBachelorette
*slams head against wall*
3. This person who'd had just about enough.
“I don’t want to be sitting here with you right now, I’m not gonna lie," says Peter to Bryan. "SAME!," I yell at my TV. #TheBachelorette
*angrily shakes fist*
4. This justifiably suspicious person.
*bryan says anything* Me: hmmm sounds fake #TheBachelorette
*gives major sideye*
5. This person who made a flawless Arrested Development comparison.
I've seen Bryan and his mom before #TheBachelorette
*shuts hand in car door*
6. This person who is just trying to look out for Rachel.
Dear Rachel, BRYAN IS NOT THE ONE Sincerely, A concerned Sister #TheBachelorette
*sips tea*
7. This person who is giving ABC an ultimatum.
She's going to pick Bryan and I don't want to watch the show anymore. #TheBachelorette
*rolls eyes*
8. This person gagging at their kisses.
This is all I see when Bryan kisses Rachel #TheBachelorette
*chokes back vomit*
9. This person who appreciates Peter's shade.
Peter: I don't like Bryan. He has his Miami swagger. But in Miami, they have fake hair, fake asses, and fake cheeks… https://t.co/5tKLs1cR4r
*throws brick through TV*
10. This person who respects the hell out of Rachel's family.
All of us when Rachel's family calls Bryan out on being fake #TheBachelorette
*stubs toe on table leg*
11. And this person who finds Rachel's sister particularly relatable.
me whenever Bryan opens his mouth #TheBachelorette
*wimpers softly*
12. This person having a harsh realization.
Me looking at Eric expressing his love when I know it's either Peter or Bryan winning this. #TheBachelorette
*cries into pillow*
13. This person who described Bryan's facial expressions.
When you thought your fart was going to be silent but it wasn't. #TheBachlorette
*flips table*
14. And the person who had this terrifying realization.
MY DAD JUST COMPARED BRYAN TO GASTON AND MY I'M WHEEZING!!! #TheBachelorette
*audibly gasps*