1. Cereal Rescue
“Yet another life saved by a frosted oat vowel.”
2. Linguine Car Wash
“The deluxe carbonara service had to be cancelled after too many people lost mirrors and antennas.”
3. Ham Openers
“Highly specialized teams were tasked with inspecting weaponized meat products.”
4. Salt Caramel Harvesters
“Everyone in the labor force was adjusting to changes in the Economy.”
5. Wafer Cookie Lineup
“Number three step forward please.”
6. Peppercorn Soccer
“Constant sneezing added an additional measure of challenge to the game.”
- Donald Trump will soon be the last Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich will reportedly end his presidential run 🇺🇸
- Prime Minister David Cameron has bowed to pressure for the UK to accept more unaccompanied child refugees.
- And Google is feeding romance novels to its artificial intelligence engine to make its products more ~conversational~.