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    Here Are 10 Of The Funniest Dwight Schrute Quotes To Help Put A Smile On Your Face Today

    Dwight really had a way with words.

    1. “Before I do anything I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And, if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."

    2. “I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.”

    3. “Why are all these people here? There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

    4. “My perfect Valentine’s Day? I’m at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.”

    5. Michael Scott: “Why do you have a diary?” Dwight: “To keep secrets from my computer.”

    6. “Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never.”

    7. “You’re a perfectly fine toilet. I’m just an extraordinary piece of crap.”

    8. “That’s cool. Hey, you know what’s even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.”

    9. “When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

    10. And finally, “I am better than you have ever been or ever will be.”