1. You are STRESSED
2. Gaps In Your Schedule
4. There Are Happy Hours For A Reason
5. Then There Are Brunch Specials For A Reason
So not all Happy Hours cover the early morning hours. Alas, do not fret, because THAT ladies and gents, is why Brunch was created.
6. You Can't Afford To Shop Or Do Anything Else
7. A Homeless Man Pooped Himself On The Subway
8. The Weather
If its 18 degrees, you need that Hot Toddy to warm your cold body and soul. If its 100 degrees you need that frozen margarita to cool yourself and that temper down. If its in between and its nice out, sit outside and have a drank of your choice. Mine is usually a Corona sold illegally in Central Park.
9. Life Kind of Sucks
10. Life Is Happy!
11. Maybe You Just Need To Spike The Day Up
12. You Are Depressed
13. You Deserve It
14. Treat Yo'self
15. You Did Your Best
16. You're An Adult.
17. Wait.....Do You Even Need A Reason?!
The answer is NO! So get your drank on and live your life because when life gives you lemons you make juice and spike it with the spirit of your choice..... Is that how the saying goes? Whatever, cliche's are dumb. Cheers, bitches!