1. I heard you go Grocery shopping on your TWO FEET.
2. But Zac does it on his skatebaord.
3. Because it’s hotter that way.
4. And he can hold his board under his arms like this while he smolderingly searches for groceries:
5. Sometimes the board gets left behind and it sits there while he crosses his arms like this:
6. Other times it waits for him when he kneels like this, intently deciding on what kind of oil to get.
7. Then he skates away, to the dairy section/our hearts.
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