Why Garrett Clayton Is Not Like Zac Efron
Because Zac Efron is a perfect individual and no one is like him.
This is Garrett Clayton.
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He's in the new Disney Musical Teen Beach Movie
And people have been writing BLASPHEMY like this, claiming he's the "new Zac Efron."
BUT NO.
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There is only ONE Zac Efron. And his name is Zac Efron.
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Yeah, Garrett's hair is nice...
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But Zac's will always be BETTER and more perfectly coiffed.
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And while Garrett shows up to red carpets like he's going to a baseball game...
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...Zac always looks dapper and perfect.
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And Garrett TRIES to wear a beanie and be the Beanie wearer...
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... BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE KING OF THE BEANIE AND THAT'S ZAC.
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Once again, Garrett tries to look all cool and stuff in a leather jacket...
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...but it's Zac who looks flawless and natural in a leather jacket with his hands tucked into his pockets like little balls of dough.
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Zac is the one that looks adorable in skinny sweatpants...
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...and amazing in sunglasses.
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No one can dance on cars like Zac.
Run so inspiringly in a tiny white shirt...
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...or blow bubbles with as much vigor as Zac.
And lastly, Garrett attempted to go skateboarding while partly shirtless...
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But no one. NO. ONE. NOT A SINGLE HUMAN SPECIMEN, will ever compare to Zac partly shirtless on a skateboard.
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Or these abs.
Or his entire upper body region.
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Or him walking with a baseball bat.
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Or levitating a basketball.
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Or be anything like Zac Efron because he's one of a kind.
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Basically he is incomparable.
Meaning no one can even be compared to him because he is that wonderful.
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Sorry Garrett, I hope you understand.
