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Why Bradley Cooper Should Never Have Been Voted The Best Hair In The World

According to this, Bradley Cooper has the best hair in the world. Here's evidence otherwise.

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Bradley Cooper was named the guy with the best hair in THE WORLD in a poll that was obviously taken by babies.

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It's scientifically impossible that this hair is "the best." It has WINGS for god's sake.

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Like, his hair could actually propel air beneath it and fly away because it has wings that can do that.

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Also have you seen his middle part? More like a middle NART because it's NOT OK.

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WHAT IS THAT?!

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And what is happening on the left side of his head? It's a mystery.

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Did these people ever even SEE these two strands of hair???

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OR ANY OF THESE?!!

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Did they ever witness the NOODLE HAIR?

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Or the man bun?

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OR THE DOUBLE MAN BUN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Case closed. RESULTS INVALID.