1. Bradley Cooper was named the guy with the best hair in THE WORLD in a poll that was obviously taken by babies.
2. It’s scientifically impossible that this hair is “the best.” It has WINGS for god’s sake.
3. Like, his hair could actually propel air beneath it and fly away because it has wings that can do that.
4. Also have you seen his middle part? More like a middle NART because it’s NOT OK.
5. WHAT IS THAT?!
6. And what is happening on the left side of his head? It’s a mystery.
7. Did these people ever even SEE these two strands of hair???
8. OR ANY OF THESE?!!
9. Did they ever witness the NOODLE HAIR?
10. Or the man bun?
11. OR THE DOUBLE MAN BUN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
12. Case closed. RESULTS INVALID.
- The Trump administration is reportedly considering a set of policies to prosecute parents who illegally enter the US with their children.
- Norma McCorvey, the woman behind the landmark 1973 Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade, has died in Texas at 69.
- Mark Sanford held a town hall on Saturday that he organized with Indivisible, a group dedicated to holding members of Congress' feet to the fire.
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."