Lindsay Lohan uploaded this picture to Instagram.
She's wearing a hat, some jeans, and a leather jacket with some fringy things on it. All's well on the Western Front. That is until the caption.
That's right, the caption.
Upon closer inspection I still have no idea what's going on.
If you have any information about this caption or can help decipher it, please call our hotline at 1-800-LILO-INSTACAP*.
*This is not a real hotline. But I wish it were.